Do you enjoy tech humor? 1/15/18

Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.346.1799

It’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day and time to remember our history and honor this man. Unfortunately I will be working as I have an early Advisory board meeting and a listing appointment in the afternoon. I've had a busy week-end coming to terms with a seller who contacted me because they heard I might have a buyer for his home before he listed it (I showed his neighbors house and it wasn't a good fit - see neighbors do talk). My buyer loved the home and we are under contract! Love it! I got to watch Handsome Hudson's flag football team play on Saturday! Why not grab a cup of your favorite morning brew and join me for some tech humor to start your week off!

(A tech support agent works all over the state installing windows. He’s talking to his coworker as he approaches a customer’s house.)

Coworker: “On the porch there’s a half-smoked joint. I ain’t kidding.”

Tech: “No, these people are way too uptight for sure to smoke pot; maybe the house we did yesterday, but not this one.”

(They walk into the house to inform the homeowner that they are about to start working in this room and the homeowner has a giant blunt in his hand with at least three grams of pot on the table.)

Tech: “Um, sir, we are about to start working in this room. You may want to leave.”

Homeowner: “Haha, nah, I’m good. *takes hit off of blunt* “Reeeeaaallllyyyyy gooooooood.” *falls out of chair and laughs for a good twenty minutes on the floor*

Coworker: *to the tech* “Told you.”

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Sham Reddy
H E R Realty, Dayton, OH - Dayton, OH

Tech humors are funny if you get it!!! But most of us non-techies would have a hard time getting it, thanks anyways!!!

Jan 15, 2018 04:34 AM #2
Raymond E. Camp
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Ontario, NY
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester

Good morning Dorie,

To each their own. Hopefully, he was on cloud 9!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 15, 2018 04:57 AM #3
Donald Urschalitz
One World Realty Inc. - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

LOL just think what is going to happen in the states that pot is legal.

Jan 15, 2018 05:05 AM #4
Amanda S. Davidson
Amanda Davidson Real Estate Group - Alexandria, VA
Alexandria Virginia Homes For Sale

Dorie, doesn't sound like an uptight house haha. You had a productive weekend! Congratulations on your pending sale. So true, neighbors definitely talk.

Jan 15, 2018 05:33 AM #5
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo & Home Sale Specialists

Anytime spending time watching a family member play sports is a good time for me too!

Jan 15, 2018 05:34 AM #6
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

Like one neighbor lamented about California's new recreational pot law. "Pot smokers are so laid back that you will never find a terrorist among them.  Of course you won't get anything done either."

Jan 15, 2018 06:18 AM #7
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of Manchester NH's Leading Agents

It is something we will see more of. Last week was the first time i had gone to list a home were they were so open with it. I want to write a blog, but dont want to offend anyone, but i had to go home, shower and change my hair i smelled so bad. I couldnt go to any next appointments smelling like cheech and chong. My mext thought, is how i will show or warn buyers, and is warned a good word?

Jan 15, 2018 06:19 AM #8
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Hi Dorie Dillard - I have found that no day is a "holiday" when it comes to clients and real estate. Even Christmas and Mother's Day have no boundries. The best we can do sometimes is spend some personal time in reflection. 

Jan 15, 2018 07:11 AM #9
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Dorie. Congratulations on the quick sale. The tech thing is something else.

Jan 15, 2018 07:30 AM #10
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy


Sounds like you had a wonderful weekend, and like you we are busy today.  We will take time out for a walk on the beach today.  A

Jan 15, 2018 08:11 AM #11
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good morning Dorie - yes, that house is not at all uptight.

Jan 15, 2018 09:24 AM #12
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Wow Dorie, what kind of up tight house is this.  Always have to see your tech humor on a Monday!

Jan 15, 2018 09:59 AM #13
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

All we need to complete the story is two pepperoni pizzas being delivered.

Jan 15, 2018 10:33 AM #14
Brian England
Arizona Focus Realty - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

You always have good tech humor for us and I enjoy the morning laugh, enjoy your Monday my friend!

Jan 15, 2018 11:27 AM #15
Corey Martin
Martin Presence Group - Ruston, LA
Real Estate and Management Solutions

A good bit of tech humor. Thank you for the laugh!

Jan 15, 2018 04:04 PM #16
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Hi Dorie- looks like you had another busy and productive weekend!!!  Can't believe HH is already old enough for Flag Football!!!

Jan 15, 2018 06:22 PM #17
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Perry Wellington Realty, Adam Conrad, Broker - Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Dorie, sounds like a great weekend.... some real estate, family fun and humor :)

Jan 15, 2018 07:53 PM #18
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Dorie Dillard you had another wonderful weekend!

Cute tech humor...those techs have their hands full...until the munchies begin.

Jan 15, 2018 09:25 PM #19
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce

I'm with Lisa Von Domek ....munchies on the way !

Jan 16, 2018 02:34 AM #20
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD
Roy and Dolores Kelley Photographs

Thanks for sharing your very productive weekend and your tech support story.

Jan 16, 2018 06:34 AM #21
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