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It's Blooper Day! Well friends, it has been an exciting week full of post-Super Bowl celebration. However, it seems a few folks still have hangovers, and these MLS bloopers are a great indication:
Kick-off
“Matching back smash” (This agent has a future in the WWF.)
“White quarts in bath” (If it’s a quart of vodka, count me in.)
“Stunning shaking cabinets” (Another exciting listing on the San Andreas Fault.)
”Beautiful root top view” (The only view from my roots is gray hair.)
“Give feeds back” (Said the cow to his stomach.)
"2 beds, 2 bats" (Great feature - everyone gets his own rat with wings.)
Halftime
“Vines cowering patio” (It’s probably cowering because of your spelling.)
“Sun purrs in living room” (Either that’s a very large cat or you’re having an acid flashback.)
"You're buyers will love outback” (Well, maybe if they were kangaroos...)
“Lockbox by tiara” (Thank you, Queen Elizabeth, but I really don't want to riffle through your coif.)
"Post modem look" (Well that explains the computer pieces on the front lawn.)
“One of best hoes in the area” (I hope she has a retirement plan.)
Post Game Show
“Nothing wrong with this house aside from location” (I've seen better pitches for high colonics - and they're in a really bad location!)
“Super Ball Showing” (I’d like to meet this guy.)
"Retro shagged carpet" (At least someone is getting shagged.)
That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell.
GWEN BANTA - Sotheby's Global Advisor – China - http://www.GwenBanta.com
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