A Little Humor This Morning

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On the first day, God created the dog and said, “sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.”
 The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten.
 And God said that it was good.
 On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
 The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
 And God again said that it was good.
 On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
 The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
 And God agreed it was good.
 On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
 But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?
  "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
 So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
 Life has now been explained to you.
 There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch.
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Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

I hope I have defied God on this one and your story is funny but does have the ring of truth to it.

Feb 08, 2018 06:47 AM #1
Paul Antonelli
Antonelli Realty - Saint Cloud, FL
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Great post. It is amazing what we take for granted. 

Feb 08, 2018 06:51 AM #2
John Pusa
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Crest - Glendale, CA
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Ernie Steele thanks for the morning laugh on little humor.

Feb 08, 2018 12:20 PM #3
Bob Crane
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Hi Ernie,  Thanks for the great laugh.  It is important to enjoy the humor, even at our own expense - this does sound like real life.

Feb 08, 2018 10:13 PM #4
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
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LOL!  This sounds like a great story you might hear at your favorite Sunday church service.  Bob Crane shared it and I am glad I got to see it!

Feb 09, 2018 08:15 AM #5
Bill Dean
Haggerty Team St. Louis, Mo. - Fenton, MO
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Hi Ernie,

Thanks for the chuckles, and yes it does have the ring of truth to it.  

I too found it from the reblog of   Bob Crane

Feb 09, 2018 06:19 PM #6
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Thank you very much for providing this explanation. 

I need some work on my barking.

Feb 11, 2018 05:31 AM #7
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