See my new boots...Humor

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

A funny for the night.

 

An elderly man went out and bought a pair of cowboy boots.

He had always wanted a pair.

Went home and walked around in the house waiting for the wife to comment.

"So you see anything different?" he asked the wife.

"Nope" she replied.

Upset he went to the bedreoom, removed all his clothes and put the boots back on.

He then walked back into the kitchen and asked.

"Do you see anything diferent?"

"No Roy, it was hanging down yesterday, and it is hanging down today, and most likely it will be hanging down tomorrow."

 

Mad Roy yelled..."do you know why it is hanging down, it is looking at my new boots!!!"

To which the wife replied..."You should have bought a hat Roy, should have bought a hat!!!"

Comments (11)

Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Ha Ha now that cracked me up, after the day I had, that is hysterical...Endre

Mar 14, 2018 10:49 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LMAO!!   Not ssure that would have helped the problem but it couldn't hurt

Mar 15, 2018 02:35 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR
Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results

Morning William.

So when did you talk to my wife?  She told me she wouldn't tell anyone

Mar 15, 2018 03:39 AM
Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor

I don't know what's funnier, William Feela ... your joke or the comment by James Dray !

Mar 15, 2018 04:59 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning William. This is pretty funny and I enjoyed it. Have a great day.

Mar 15, 2018 06:04 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

And now I am inspired to go out and buy the cowboy hat that I have never had.

Mar 15, 2018 06:21 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Interesting William Feela! Thanks for the smile from the land of sky blue waters...

Mar 15, 2018 07:27 AM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

I've got my hat on so I've got no room to say a thing William. Too, too funny!

Mar 15, 2018 08:11 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

That's a funny story, but the comment left by James Dray coaxes a smile too.

Mar 15, 2018 10:46 AM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Hi Bill,  Thanks for sharing this funny story.  We all need a little time to laugh and smile each day.

Mar 15, 2018 08:58 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

Bob Crane got it right- we all need a laugh and a smile every day! Thanks for the chuckle 

Apr 14, 2018 05:04 AM

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