Yes Another Blonde Joke

Real Estate Broker/Owner with The Mortgage & Property Connection

A blonde female gets pulled over by a female blonde cop.  The blonde cop asked for the blonde's drivers.  The blonde driver said, "What does the driver license look like?"  the cop said, " its small and rectangular".  The blonde driver pulled out a small rectangular mirror and handed it to the blonde cop.  The blonde cop looked at it and said, "Oh my gosh, I didn't realize you were a cop and let her go...

Comments (18)

Hope Goss
Ventura Property Shoppe - Ventura, CA
Ventura Real Estate

Wow, it might be too early in the morning for that one.  I think I'll retreat to my cup of black stuff!

May 22, 2008 02:36 AM
Associate Broker Falmouth MA Cape Cod Heath Coker - Falmouth, MA
Heath Coker Berkshire Hathaway HS Robert Paul Prop

Isit that blonds are really dizzy,or that they are just easy to make fun of?  Maybe this is an example of how a blond see herself.....  tah dun dah - pshshshshsh!  Lol

May 22, 2008 02:39 AM
Rob Arnold
Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc. - Altamonte Springs, FL
Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F

Now that is hillarious.  Thanks for giving me a good laugh this morning.

May 22, 2008 02:39 AM
Bill Exeter
Exeter 1031 Exchange Services, LLC - San Diego, CA
1031 Tax-Deferred Exchange Expert

Hi Doreen,

Great joke.  But, what happens when you are blond and bald?  Is that a double whammy? 

May 22, 2008 02:41 AM
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

LOL Dorene!Finally someone else on here that does blonde jokes besides me!:)


May 22, 2008 02:43 AM
Dorene Shirley
The Mortgage & Property Connection - Campbell, CA
Silicon Valley Real Estate

Thanks for the comments.  I heard it at a meeting last night and thought it was pretty funny!

May 22, 2008 03:04 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I like that one...sounds like my sisiter!

May 22, 2008 03:26 AM
Cindy Bryant
Redesign Etc. Home Staging - Houston, TX
"Houston Home Staging Pros"

My 11 year old nephew loves the blonde jokes, he always has a new one for me.

May 22, 2008 06:25 AM
Kim Southern- "Sold" with Southern Hospitality
Century 21 In the Mountains - Ellijay, GA
Greetings from the North Georgia Mountains!

Dorene: Too cute! Thanks for a laugh to start my day!

Jun 06, 2008 11:53 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Dorene, My wife told me she was considering lightening here hair for the summer and I suggested she might want to give that some serious thought due to the loss of brain cells that go along with going blonde. Steve

Jun 07, 2008 12:28 AM
Mike Miller

Dorene,  Now look what you've done!  You've given blondes another way out of a traffic citation.  Mike

Aug 08, 2008 12:59 AM
Tanya Venable
Orlando, FL
SEO, Mobile SEO, and Internet Marketing Consultant

That is so wrong, yet so funny!  Thanks for sharing!

Aug 08, 2008 01:09 AM
Kevin Corsa
H.I.S. Home Inspections (Summit, Stark Counties) - Canton, OH
H.I.S. Home Inspections, Stark & Summit County, OH Home Inspector

Blonde response to joke....."huh?  I don't get it."

Aug 08, 2008 03:13 AM
Alexander Chandler
Alexander Chandler Realty - Fort Worth, TX

I was blonde but my hairline is receeding, does that mean I am getting smarter?

Aug 08, 2008 03:35 AM
Callie Thompson
Property Xchange Solutions - Frederick, MD
Property Xchange Solutions

LOL More Blonde Jokes!!!! More! MOre! MOre! That was funny.

Aug 12, 2008 12:54 PM
Tracy Soussi
Charlotte, NC
NC & SC Broker - Large Bank Foreclosures

Ha Ha, sounds like a co-worker sometimes!

Sep 13, 2008 01:26 PM
Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Wow, I had to read that one twice before I caught it.  My blonde roots must be showing.  LOL.

Sep 13, 2008 03:40 PM
Robert Machado
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management

Very funny.  I am married to a blonde and it made her laugh too.

Sep 14, 2008 04:23 PM

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