Happy Mother's Day 2018

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Real Estate Agent with GreatWest Realty DRE# 00827565


I want to take this opportunity to wish all mothers out there a wonderful and very special Mother’s Day.  I also want to provide tidbits of wisdom about moms, from the perception of the younger set:

 

1) Moms are fantastic, even when they're spelt upside down they're still WOW!
 

2) Mothers are basically part of a scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not a crucial part of human life.

3) There's only one thing stronger than a mother's love - garlic breath.

4) An average mother can perform the job of an air traffic controller, lifesaver and Donald Trump's personal assistant, all simultaneously.

5) Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that could have been avoided if we had only listened to mom.

6) Mothers understand why animals eat their young...

7) If you think your work is almost done raising children, don't forget you'll be a grandmother too.

8) You know you're a mother when your child throws up and you run to catch it before it hits the rug.

9) Mothers have the uncanny gift of serving leftovers out of nothing. In fact, our mom is so good, that the original meal has yet to be found.

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Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
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Happy Mothers Day to you too...I am lucky to see my Mom soon!

May 13, 2018 06:13 AM #1
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Brian England
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I like those tidbits and Mother's are so special, I hope they are all enjoying this special day!

May 13, 2018 06:27 AM #2
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Carol Williams
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Happy Mother's day, Myrl!
I just love all those tidbits of wisdom about mothers.  So funny and true!

May 13, 2018 06:42 AM #3
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Nina Hollander
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Happy Mother's Day to you, Myrl. A gorgeous bouquet and the quotes are wonderful!

May 13, 2018 06:56 AM #4
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Carol Williams
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Congratulations, you've been Featured in Bananatude:

May 13, 2018 07:10 AM #5
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
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Myrl Jeffcoat 

What a wonderful post, I loved each and every attribute of a MOM you shared with us, as well as the photo of that goregeous bouquet.  A.

May 13, 2018 08:04 AM #6
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Joe Pryor
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My wife who is home to our toy poodle makes sure nothing is wasted in our fridge. We respect what we have and know not everyone has what we do or what our Mom's before that made us feel special and respect the earth and all thing in it.

May 13, 2018 08:30 AM #7
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Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Real Estate Agent, Top 1% of Lyon Agents
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Spoken like a mother, Myrl! Hey, Happy Mother's Day to you. I bet your kids will spoil you silly, and you'll go out for another fantastic tour and food, which we'll probably see photos of tomorrow.

May 13, 2018 08:36 AM #8
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Roy Kelley
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Have a very special Mother's Day and an outstanding week!

May 13, 2018 08:46 AM #9
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
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Happy Morther day, If I  was loster, I would delieve you some flowers or a pie to enjoy the day.

 

May 13, 2018 09:08 AM #10
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Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster REALTORS®, Gainesville, VA - Bristow, VA
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Happy Mother's Day Myrl Jeffcoat .  Hope you are getting pampered out there in Sacramento.

May 13, 2018 09:23 AM #11
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Curtis Van Carter
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Myrl

I still miss my mom very much. Here birthday was 5/31 and I used to send her about 6 raunchy cards from just before Mother's Day to her birthday usually with a dozen roses. She loved the slightly dirty humor. cheers cvc

May 13, 2018 09:32 AM #12
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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®,CRS,
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Thank you for those 9 great bits of  motherly wisdom Myrl. Happy Mother's day 

May 13, 2018 01:06 PM #13
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George Souto
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Myrl Happy Mother's Day!!!

I hope this was a very special day for you.

May 13, 2018 04:35 PM #14
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Kathy Streib
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Love it Myrl!!! These are priceless!!!Happy Mother's Day. 

May 13, 2018 04:56 PM #15
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Curtis Van Carter
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Myrl om the phone on hold to book my 4th trip , most likely my last but who knows, to Greece. cheers dear cvc

May 14, 2018 08:14 AM #16
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Yolanda Cordova-Gilbert
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Myrl,

 I love this blog almost the end of the day and it provided several chuckles! I hope you have a great weekend!

May 18, 2018 03:33 PM #17
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Jane Chaulklin-Schott
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Myrl, those MOM selections were so accurately true and also funny.  Great idea to share with us.  I have nine children - now adults; however, I related to some of those quotes and sayings and chuckled away.

May 19, 2018 08:42 PM #18
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