“A Very Scary Thought!”

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“A Very Scary Thought!”

 

 

 

 

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

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Sham Reddy CRS
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That's a funny story!!! I think I can use one of those robots at my dinner table

Jun 20, 2018 05:00 AM #1
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. Can we install that robot in Congress? We could wear it out in about a half an hour! Enjoy your day!

Jun 20, 2018 05:03 AM #2
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Linda Piper
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Laughed out loud at this one!!  I'm with Wayne - let's install in Washington and watch how fast it wears out.

Jun 20, 2018 07:08 AM #3
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Doug Dawes
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You got me laughing out loud at the punchline Joe Petrowsky Gotta watch out for those AI gadgets

Jun 20, 2018 07:37 AM #4
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Sheila Anderson
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Good evening Joe. This is too funny. Thank you for the evening chuckle. Enjoy the evening.

Jun 20, 2018 04:36 PM #5
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Hi Joe- I had to tell you, I let out the biggest laugh on this one!!! Thank you. 

Jun 21, 2018 10:12 AM #6
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Didn't see that one coming exactly but I knew it wouldn't turn out well.

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