It's Blooper Friday, folks, and Summer Daze seems to be rampant. Please enjoy these MLS and real estate advertising gaffes:
Beans and Such
“Open lentil 2:00” (Clueless agent at 1:00)
“Fruit archer in yard” (That explains the arrow in your gourd.)
“Great color flavors” (Spoiler Alert: Licking lead paint kills brain cells.)
“Area is tranquilizing” (So is Ambien, but we know where that allegedly leads.)
“No need to go anywear for vacation” (I suggest a trip to summer school.)
Beano for Lunch
“Large pati with BBQ hook-up” (So large Pati has gas?)
“Come for frosty margarita” (Warm her up or call an Uber.)
“Built-in expresso machine” (Did it express its dismay at spelling espresso with an ‘x’?)
“Two cat garage” (Thanks, Siegfried. How's Roy?)
"Bean" There, Done That
“Drive through locked gate” (You're confusing me with General Sherman.)
“Bilt with highest standards” (That’s definitely ironic.)
“Show me the mooney” (How ‘bout if I just show you the door?)
"Automagic door" (Can it saw a person in half?)
“Tours by grope only” (Welcome to Capitol Hill.)
To Bean or Not To Bean - (Or a Tale of Two Sh_tties)
“Movement ready” (Be like Punxsutawney Phil and duck back in for awhile, dude.)
"Crack has been there for years" (So has mine, but I don't brag about it.)
That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
GWEN BANTA, Sotheby's Global Advisor – China
http://www.GwenBanta.com
Visit my Asian Outreach Site at: www.EastWestRealEstateSpecialists.com
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