Years ago I arbitrarily started a Longest Fry Contest with my Son. The basic point was that anytime we had fries we would dig through to find the longest one we had and the square them off against each other to see who would be the last spud standing. Monkey being somewhat competitive by nature gripped onto this contest and will still take on any challenger to this day. He even passed the contest on to Bug, who herself has a pretty healthy love for competition as well. I think this fight resulted in a tie.