When I say I'm Broke

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Services for Real Estate Pros with NM Notary Loan Signing Agent

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'
and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open.
'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning.'

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Danny Thornton
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Margaret, I love it. i am using this in my Funnies Recap being published today.

May 29, 2008 04:42 AM #1
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Sabrina M. Weeks
FOOTHILLS OF THE SMOKYS REALTY - Cosby, TN
Realtor - Pricipal Broker/Owner

OMG too much,very funny,Thank You.

May 29, 2008 06:10 AM #2
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BLR Guy
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LOL...This is very funny Margaret Gotta love those little old ladies!

BLRGUY

May 29, 2008 06:33 AM #3
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Steve Shatsky
Dallas, TX

Wasn't this story the basis for an episode of I Love Lucy where Lucy sells vacuums door-to-door?

May 29, 2008 03:41 PM #4
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Lanre-"THE REAL ESTATE FARMER" Folayan
Keller Williams Select Realtors-Buy a home in Washington DC. Sell a home in Washington DC - Bowie, MD
I don't make promises.I deliver results.SOLD HOMES

Wow! This was tooooo funny. When people tell you something,you should believe them and not be pushy. I bet her learned that the hard way.

May 29, 2008 04:15 PM #5
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Kathy

Too funny.  Have you tried a www.RealEstateSticker.com ?

 

 

Jun 20, 2008 04:43 PM #6
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Margaret O'Daniel
NM Notary Loan Signing Agent - Albuquerque, NM

Thanks all of you I thought that everyone needed a laugh today!

Jun 29, 2008 03:06 AM #7
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Ronald Gillis
Southwest Florida Notaries (Mortgage Notary Signing Agent) - Port Charlotte, FL
CNSA Southwest Florida. Notaries, Port Charlotte, 941-7-NOTARY

AWESOME!!!

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Jul 06, 2008 01:46 PM #8
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Terry Miller
Miller Homes Group - Tyler, TX
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I love it, LOL. Made my day this is what I needed. Have a great 2009.

Jan 29, 2009 02:37 AM #9
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