I thought this wa funny so I will share...
A knock at my door.
I opened it and there stood a policman.
"Where were you between 5 and 6?"
I replied...Kindergarten?
He was not amused.
It turned out I drove a car the same make and color as 1 million other americans!
No wonder they can't catch anyone.
That was a very creative answer but obviously the officer was not amused. Only 999,999 more doors to go 
Morning William.
Having been a law enforcement officer for 29 years, when investigating a crime there is no humor in their eyes.
It took me a minute to get the joke. And, no, it isn't because I'm blonde!"
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