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Tuesday Tickler - The Blonde And The Redhead

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Real Estate Agent with Lisa Von Domek Team TX License #0552989

 

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."

She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?"

The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"                   

 

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Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

I know Grant Schneider right?  It makes perfect sense, even if you aren't a blonde!  LOL

 

Sep 18, 2018 10:36 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Isn't that the truth Brian England it really should have been the other way around...LOL

Sep 18, 2018 10:37 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

I am Sharon Tara but these days, the blonde gets a little assistance  

Sep 18, 2018 10:38 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Thank you Lisa for giving me such a fun chuckle!!!! Loved it. 

Sep 18, 2018 10:44 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Lisa,

What a cute story, and there are the blondes leading the blind...Have a great wonderful day.  A

Sep 18, 2018 11:37 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

That was funny Lisa. Thanks for the laugh as I wrap up another long day. I needed it 

Sep 18, 2018 08:00 PM
Lynnea Miller
Bend Premier Real Estate - Bend, OR
Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon

I am an brunette, but could relate to the explanation!!

Sep 18, 2018 08:28 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning Lisa.

Somewhere in my limited memory bank, I believe I've heard this one before.  However, I know there are things I did yesterday, that I don't remember today, go figure

Sep 19, 2018 01:14 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for sharing this tale.

Have a great day and an outstanding week.

Sep 19, 2018 05:15 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Hi Lisa.  Very funny.  Being a brunette (actually with the little I have left), I would never have brought the truck and the trailer.

Sep 19, 2018 05:40 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

You are welcome Kathy Streib I am so glad that it made you chuckle!

Sep 19, 2018 06:36 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Ron and Alexandra Seigel well (A), that's what we blondes do, don't we?!!

 

Sep 19, 2018 06:37 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

You are so welcome Debe Maxwell, CRS with the storms that ravaged NC I know you are having long days indeed!

 

Sep 19, 2018 06:38 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Of that I am sure Lynnea Miller this was just a cute (clean) joke for everyone to enjoy!

Sep 19, 2018 06:39 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Isn't that the truth James Dray sometimes I start to go upstairs in my home for something and halfway up I forgot what I was going for!  LOL

Sep 19, 2018 06:39 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

You are welcome Roy Kelley I hope that you and Dolores have a wonderful day!

Sep 19, 2018 06:40 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Okay Gabe Sanders your comment has me cracking up - thank you for the chuckle!

Sep 19, 2018 06:40 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Lisa. Ta dum bum. You did alert us though. Have a fun day.

Sep 19, 2018 08:23 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Yes, I did give the warning of a blonde joke Sheila Anderson ...giggle, giggle!

Sep 21, 2018 02:33 PM
John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA
ePRO, SRES, GRI, PMN

Very funny! Takes one to know one, right?

Despite the warning, I did not get it until the punch line arrived. Well done!

Sep 22, 2018 06:25 PM