A Realtor, Home Stager and Inspector Walk Into a Bar…

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Home Stager with Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC

A Realtor, home stager and Inspector walk into a bar...

They all order a drink. The Realtor says, “Why do I need a home stager?” The NJ home stager says, “Why do homeowners need a Realtor?” The inspector says, “Every home needs an inspection so why the hell am I here?? The Realtor and Stager say, Who invited you?” The inspector bored out of his mind downs another shot and calls an Uber.   

The Realtor and Stager drink their Margaritas. The Realtor goes on to say, “Every buyer needs professional guidance navigating the turbulent waters of selling. We provide everything from listing the house at the right price, a professional MLS presentation, our pool of potential buyers and negotiating the best price for our client.”  

They order another drink.

The stager replies, “We are the experts on beautifully staging homes to target your buyer demographic and appeal to the widest range of buyers. This translate to better MLS photos and more foot traffic for a faster sale at the optimal price." 

They order another drink and are feeling no pain.

The Realtor comments, "I see how your NJ home staging services can help my client and take the burden off of me delivering the laundry list of projects they need to complete before their home hits the market.  

The stager says, "And you help me by introducing your clients to me, creating more staging opportunities. Everybody wins!"

They order a shot of Tequila and toast to teamwork.  

They stagger out of the bar, exclaiming, “I love you, man!”

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  1. Joyce Marsh 09/24/2018 03:52 AM
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Rainmaker
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Teresa K. Nelson
Windermere Real Estate/HLC - Woodinville, WA

Super funny and oh, so true! 

Sep 23, 2018 04:50 PM #16
Rainmaker
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Pat Starnes-Front Gate Realty
Front Gate Real Estate - Brandon, MS
601-991-2900 Office; 601-278-4513 Cell

How fun, and I'm glad this post was featured. 

Sep 23, 2018 05:18 PM #17
Rainmaker
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Debra Leisek
Bay Realty,Inc Homer Alaska - Homer, AK

I thought the inspector might come back drive them home and save them from making errors! 

Sep 23, 2018 06:31 PM #18
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Margaret Rome Baltimore 410-530-2400
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Pikesville, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

 

Delightful post and so good to see you back Kristine Ginsberg 

Sep 23, 2018 07:48 PM #19
Rainmaker
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Jon Quist
REALTY EXECUTIVES ARIZONA TERRITORY - Tucson, AZ
Tucson's BUYERS ONLY Realtor since 1996

Your catchy headline caused me to 'click' on the post. Well written. A team approach to get a house sold always makes sense.

Sep 23, 2018 11:33 PM #20
Rainmaker
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Joyce Marsh
Premier Sotheby's International Realty - Ormond Beach, FL
Premier Sotheby's International Realty

Congratulations on the feature. It definitely takes a team working together to get a house sold. Great post!

Sep 24, 2018 03:57 AM #21
Rainmaker
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Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Congratulations on your feature recognition.

Sadly, I do not have a stager to recommend in our area.

Sep 24, 2018 06:12 AM #22
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Susan Hale
Re/Max Realty of Defiance,Inc. - Defiance, OH
Re/Max Northwest Ohio Realtor

Kristine, congrats on your featured post!   Margaritas are a great choice to discuss any topic.  I've been known to help make vacant houses sparkle.  I am the Windex and paper towel queen.  There are some local furniture stores that have staged esp new construction houses. They leave the price tags on the furnishings in case the new buyer wants to purchase them.

Sep 24, 2018 07:44 AM #23
Rainmaker
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Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Home and Condo Specialists

Very, very clever Kristine. I smiled the whole way through!

Sep 24, 2018 10:03 AM #24
Rainmaker
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Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker, Blackstone Realty Group - brokered by eXp Realty - Kalispell, MT
The House Kat

This was a fun post - there is a need for both realtors and stagers (and inspectors too). That sounds like it would have been a memorable evening!

Sep 24, 2018 10:22 AM #25
Rainmaker
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Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
New Hampshire Home Stager

Congratulations on a well deserved feature Kristine! Clever post!

Sep 24, 2018 06:57 PM #26
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Jan Green
Value Added Service, 602-620-2699 - Scottsdale, AZ
HomeSmart Elite Group, REALTOR®, EcoBroker, GREEN

That's hysterical!  I love the intent. Each has a great input on a listing/sale.  Good one!

Sep 24, 2018 07:53 PM #27
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Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Oh my. With that mix of alcohol, those two had to wake up with a BAD hangover the next morning.

From everything I read, I've decided that staging is absolutely essential. However, it appears that I'm the only one in our area who thinks so. I tried finding a stager who works around here and came up with zero.

Meanwhile, I've seen some listing photos that made me cringe. Oh please - somebody tell those sellers to do the dishes and pick the dirty clothes off the floors before you let your agent snap those pictures!

Sep 24, 2018 08:56 PM #28
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John Henry, Florida Architect
John Henry Masterworks Design International, Inc. - Orlando, FL
Residential Architect, Luxury Custom Home Design

Neat fable.  I think everybody wins when the right professional is on the job.  Any job.

Most people don't realize how good or bad their interiors have devolved to...  Every little knick knack and piece of furniture that has been stuffed into a room may personalize it for the owner but does not bode well for a buyer with a completely different world view!  Thus the Stager must intercede...

Sep 25, 2018 04:35 AM #29
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Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
ViewHomes of Clark County - Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
REALTORS® in Clark County, WA

How fun to see you in AR again. You've been missed. Cute story, and so true. Although, me thinks the realtor and the stager need to limit their alcohol intake. Lol. 

Sep 25, 2018 08:41 AM #30
Rainmaker
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M.C. Dwyer
Century 21 Showcase REALTORs - Felton, CA
MC Dwyer-Santa Cruz Mountains Property Specialist

Cute post & a great title.    Congratulations on the feature!

Sep 25, 2018 02:24 PM #31
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Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

What a fantastic post, had me laughing, smiling and shaking my head in agreement as I downing my drink, Endre

Sep 25, 2018 10:23 PM #32
Rainmaker
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Elyse Berman, PA
Best Connections Realty, Inc. - Boca Raton, FL
Boca Raton FL (561) 716-7824 CRS, ABR, GRI,ePR

Very cute Kristine Ginsberg .  Hope all is well!

Sep 26, 2018 03:39 AM #33
Rainmaker
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Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Hi Kristine Ginsberg - Thanks for the chuckle this moring! Good to see you again.

Sep 26, 2018 04:41 AM #34
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Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Kristine, what a cute post, and sounds like a fun meet-up, and cannot believe the inspector was bored!  Glad to see you back, it has been too long!

Sep 26, 2018 06:18 AM #35
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