“It’s Not What You Say, it is How You Say What You Say”

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“It’s Not What You Say, it is How You Say What You Say”

 

 

 

 

 

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena decides to give up the real estate biz and is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the personnel manager's door. The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager bursts into laughter. After some hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "But I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

 

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Barbara Todaro
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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky funny one.... great chuckle to start the day....

Jan 09, 2019 03:07 AM #1
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Sham Reddy
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That's been our driving force for ages:

“It’s Not What You Say, it is How You Say What You Say”

Jan 09, 2019 03:53 AM #2
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Thanks for the chuckle and A very Good morning to you!  Joe Petrowsky 

Jan 09, 2019 03:55 AM #3
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. Sometimes you need to explain what you just said for clarification. Too funny! Enjoy your day!

Jan 09, 2019 04:15 AM #4
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Oh Wow. That's to funny.  I thought it was a real story. You got me.

Jan 09, 2019 08:13 AM #5
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What's in a word? Well this is a great example of misinterpretation and for me I applaud her.

Jan 09, 2019 06:25 PM #6
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