'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Realtor Edition

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I've worked with real estate agents for a very long time. Last year I was inspired to write my own rendition of the classic, 'Twas the Night Before Christmas". I am re-sharing it here in hopes that it brings you a little holiday cheer.


'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Realtor Addition

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, only Realtors were stirring. And, of course, a mouse. (Computer mouse, that is.)

The contracts were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the closings soon would be there.

The buyers were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of homeownership danced in their heads.

Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap were settling our brains for a long winter's nap.

When out of my cell phone there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to my office I flew like a flash, tore open my computer and looked at the cache.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear but an email saying my closing was near.

The loan was closed so easy and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

Who else would create such joy in this game, and I whistled and shouted and called out by name.

Now, buyer! Now, seller! Now escrow and loan! On, inspector! On, broker! I let out a groan.

I spoke not a word but went straight to work. My buyers are counting on me. I'm not a jerk!

I filled in the blanks and gave a shout. Hot dang! We're closing! Over and out.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Pamela Cendejas, Second Self Virtual Assistance


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Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good afternoon Pamela - getting it all done is all in the job description.  Have a Merry Christmas.

Dec 21, 2018 12:38 PM #1
Kevin Mackessy
Blue Olive Properties, LLC - Highlands Ranch, CO
Dedicated. Qualified. Local.

That's a pretty funny post.  Thanks for sharing.  

Dec 21, 2018 01:51 PM #2
Sharon & Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette, IN - Lafayette, IN
West Lafayette homes for sale

Pamela, what a clever rendition on the Christmas Classic with a real estate agent's touch!

Dec 22, 2018 06:08 AM #3
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Hi Pamela and I love it!!!! A perfect real estate twist on a Christmas Classic. 

Dec 22, 2018 01:33 PM #4
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224


                            Thank you, Pamela. 

Dec 22, 2018 07:16 PM #5
Kat Palmiotti
Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com - Monroe, NY
The House Kat

I love it! I'm so glad Kathy included this in her weekly post.

Dec 23, 2018 05:27 AM #6
Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR
Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate

Good morning Pamela Cendejas ,

I'm so glad that Kathy Streib featured your post in her "Ah-Ha' moments for the week as I missed it. What a clever twist on the "Christmas Classic" with a real estate agent's touch!

Dec 23, 2018 05:43 AM #7
Margaret Goss
Baird & Warner Real Estate - Winnetka, IL
Chicago's North Shore & Winnetka Real Estate

Very clever Pamela Cendejas ! 

Dec 24, 2018 07:12 AM #8
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

I love it - and I wish I had your talent! Merry Christmas!

Dec 24, 2018 12:20 PM #9
Jan Green
Value Added Service, 602-620-2699 - Scottsdale, AZ
HomeSmart Elite Group, REALTOR®, EcoBroker, GREEN

So funny!  I'm at my daughter's for the Holidays and she just became a realtor, have to share!  

Dec 26, 2018 08:52 AM #10
Jeff Dowler, CRS
Solutions Real Estate - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Hi Pamela:

You are so clever! This was great fun to read even though Christmas is now past!


Dec 26, 2018 04:56 PM #11
Carolyn Roland-Historic Homes For Sale In Delaware and S. Chester County PA
Patterson-Schwartz Real Estate - Wilmington, DE
Carolyn Roland, GRI, CRS

Pamela-That all went by in a flash! If only it were that easy!

Dec 26, 2018 08:18 PM #12
Anne Corbin
Long and Foster - Lake Anna - Spotsylvania, VA
Serving Lake Anna & Central Virginia

That is so clever! I absolutely love it.


Happy New Year!

Dec 27, 2018 12:24 PM #13
John Dotson
Preferred Properties of Highlands, Inc. - Highlands, NC - Highlands, NC
The experience to get you to the other side!

Glad I took time to go back and read this - long after Christmas is over.

Pretty darn cute - wish I had that much creativity!


Happy New Year!!!

Jan 06, 2019 06:11 PM #14
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