A Christmas Funny to end the day

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

A guy walks into a pet store looking for a companion pet.

The owner shows him a singing parrot.

" Not quite what I was thinking, but show me."

"This bird sings Christmas carols. His Name is Chester. Watch."

The owner lit a match and held it below the right foot of the parrot.

The Parrot start to sing Jingle bells.

He then held the  match below the left foot and the Parrot sang silent night.

"Wow, can I try that?" the patron asked.

The Store owner handed the man a match.  He took it and held it low below the

Parrot trying to decide which foot to hold the match under.

all of a suddenly the Parrot broke into song...

Chest nuts roasting over an open fire...

 

 

 

Comments (23)

Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Ha ha that is hysterical William, now tell the truth it was you and you bought the Parrot:))Endre

Dec 23, 2018 11:15 PM
ba`B Ratliff
Robert Ratliff Realty - San Antonio, TX
"Sold with Bob"

Poor Parrot, having a companion pet during the holidays is comforting as long as you don't hold a match near their chestnuts.

Dec 24, 2018 12:12 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR
Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results

Morning William.

BBRRRHAHAHAHAHA.  Didn't see this one coming.  Love it, just love it

Dec 24, 2018 01:19 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Smart bird...knows left from right....and...

Dec 24, 2018 01:59 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL, nope didn't see that  coming either.

Makes me wonder hw much truth is in some of these jokes

Dec 24, 2018 02:43 AM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Good morning, William Feela funny one....and Merry Christmas to you and your family...

Dec 24, 2018 03:19 AM
Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor

Really sick, William... but funny! Love these kinds of stories!

Dec 24, 2018 03:53 AM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

HI William Feela - When you don't expect the punch line they are even funnier. Love this one!

Dec 24, 2018 04:37 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning William. A cute one for the holiday season! Enjoy your day!

Dec 24, 2018 04:47 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning William. Funny I guess but I'm not one for laughs at an animals expense. Nonetheless, Merry Christmas.

Dec 24, 2018 05:39 AM
Brian England
Vacasa - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Poor Chester, I am sure he was hoping that patron didn't take him home with him, haha.

Dec 24, 2018 05:47 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

I almost spilled my coffee when I got to the punch line, William.  Good one.

Dec 24, 2018 05:48 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Now you got me laughing big time William.  I hope you have a great Christmas Eve.

 

Dec 24, 2018 09:55 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

That's too funny, William.  I had a cat named, Chester once, but never a parrot.

Dec 24, 2018 10:35 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

I caught this a day late but that is one smart parrot. Hope everything is merry and bright.

Dec 24, 2018 12:51 PM
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Best wishes to you and your family for a Very Merry Christmas.

Dec 24, 2018 04:00 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hello and Merry Christmas, William- - -funny how things can happen. Maybe this falls under how to follow directions(carefully).  

Dec 25, 2018 04:25 PM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The right Charlotte REALTOR!

Oh, now that is hilarious, William! I hope you and yours had the merriest of Christmases!

Merry Christmas!

Dec 25, 2018 08:00 PM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

OOPS, that did not work out the way it was suppose to?

Dec 26, 2018 06:31 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

January, and a little late coming to the party; never miss a chance if I see ActiveRain fun.  Cute story and unexpected ending.  Have a wonderful day William Feela

Jan 22, 2019 10:01 AM

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