Tomorrow Facebook will change its privacy settings to allow Mark Zuckerberg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a grapefruit spoon.
To stop this from happening, go to Account> Home Invasion Settings> Cannibalism> Brains> Grapefruit, and uncheck the "Tasty" box. Please copy and paste.
Or, if you'd prefer, put a single dollar bill in a plain #10 envelope, and address it to me, care of Active Rain, and I'll be happy to adjust your settings for you.
btw... You don't have to check with snopes.com ... I've already done that. Snopes says it's 100% true.