I Am Being Stalked

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Real Estate Agent with Century 21, The Real Estate Centre, 410-665-0200 Office 634480

I Am Being Stalked

 

How was your visit to McDonald's?  Would you like to share?

 

What?!  I wasn't at McDonald's.  I drove past one but I was not there.

 

How was your visit to Chick-fil-a?

 

You followed me into Chick-fil-a?!  What do you want?!

 

Would you like to take a photo at Chick-fil-a?

 

So you can post it all over the internet?  No!

 

You Searched:

  • mortgage interest rates
  • Orioles' draft picks
  • Maryland casino revenue
  • Cohen testimony
  • Should I continue?

 

You've been tracking my every move.  Those searches were on a secure computer.

 

Secure?  Ha Ha, you are funny.

 

 

It's all part of an elaborate spy network involving my smart phone, google, facebook, and . . . . probably Russia.

 

I AM BEING STALKED!

 

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Rainer
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Karen Krzniak
Zenith Realty - Towson, MD

Ron,

I hate to tell you this, but you will be assimilated, resistance is futile, you are now a part of the collective.

Feb 27, 2019 03:53 PM #1
Rainer
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Kathryn Sparks
Zenith Realty - Baltimore, MD

Ron,

So what were you doing at Chick-fil-a and who was that cute redhead?

Feb 27, 2019 03:55 PM #2
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Ron Trzcinski, 410-935-5844
Century 21, The Real Estate Centre, 410-665-0200 Office - Nottingham, MD

Kathy,

 

No!  Not you too.  There is no hope. I am doomed.

Feb 27, 2019 04:00 PM #3
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Chick-fil-a. 
Don't have these but A and W.  I have been caught there

Feb 27, 2019 07:13 PM #4
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Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Charlotte, NC
Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor

Very cute, Ron. I know sometimes I feel as if I'm being stalked on-line as well.

Feb 28, 2019 03:44 AM #5
Rainmaker
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James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR
Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results

Morning Ron.

Yes sir, we are all being stalked.  Right now I'm at a casino and frankly I don't care if they do.  

Feb 28, 2019 04:34 AM #6
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Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

There's no question it does feel like we are being stalked.  Just yesterday, I looked at my Smart Phone screen, and the question, "How did you like your visit to Home Depot's Garden Center?"  I went there to shop for a Washer and Dryer, but I had walked in through the Garden Center entrance.  I bought no flowers though!

Mar 02, 2019 07:06 AM #7
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Lesley Wilson-VanGoethem
Innovative Realty Solutions Group - Winter Springs, FL
Residential Real Estate Broker Associate

I know who you are and saw what you did... wow brings back memories of crank phone calls as kids,,,
but have to ask,,, who was that woman you were with at Chic fil A

 

Mar 29, 2019 05:23 AM #8
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Ron Trzcinski, 410-935-5844
Century 21, The Real Estate Centre, 410-665-0200 Office - Nottingham, MD

Lesley,

Who was that woman?  I'll never tell, but I am sure that my phone has already relayed it to google, facebook, and the like.

Mar 29, 2019 04:33 PM #9
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