“I’m Impressed!”

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“I’m Impressed!”

 

 

 

 

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA
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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky that's a funny one.... thanks for the laugh...

Apr 17, 2019 03:04 AM #1
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Kat Palmiotti
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Haha. That must have been quite the eye opener for the barber.

Apr 17, 2019 03:17 AM #2
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Sham Reddy
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That's awesome for a morning chuckle!!!

Thanks for elaborating on that story as to what that guy did at the barber's house. I am not saying anything!

Apr 17, 2019 03:50 AM #3
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. A good one for this morning. Thanks! Enjoy your day!

Apr 17, 2019 05:15 AM #4
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Donald Urschalitz
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did not see that one coming, thanks for the smiles.

Apr 17, 2019 05:41 AM #5
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Joe. Ta dum bum......This surprised mr but I appreciate the morning chuckle.

Apr 17, 2019 05:52 AM #6
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Nina Hollander
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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, Joe! Never saw this coming and laughed my you know what off!

Apr 17, 2019 06:14 AM #7
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Linda Piper
Planatek Financial, Inc. - Ventura, CA

Funny!  Thanks for the morning chuckle!!

Apr 17, 2019 06:53 AM #8
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James Dray
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Morning Joe.

I bet next time the barber will take the time to give him a haircut and a SHAVE.  A real close shave. 

Apr 18, 2019 01:02 AM #9
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Joe Pryor
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In a very sad way that is incredibly funny but not for the barber.

Apr 20, 2019 07:42 AM #10
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