Direct from Ireland - from which all the best jokes hail

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage

Direct from Ireland . . .

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door
he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets
his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea
stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.

"What the feck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Mick,

"But me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department,

and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".

 

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Rainmaker
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA
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Good morning, Susan Emo that's a funny one.... LOL...  and I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day... when I went on AR this morning, I thought about you first on this glorious St. Paddy's day.... I hope you enjoy it.

Mar 17, 2019 05:10 AM #1
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Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR
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Good morning Susan Emo ,

Wishing you a Happy Saint Patrick's day! That was a funny one..LOL! Thanks for sharing this with us.

Mar 17, 2019 05:22 AM #2
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
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Susan, your Irish accent was the perfect touch to make this joke come alive. Loved it, and was as surprised just as much as Mick was to Paddy's presence with that punchline.

Mar 17, 2019 05:35 AM #3
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Grant Schneider
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Good morning Susan - that way really funny.  Thanks for sharing all of the Irish this month.

Mar 17, 2019 06:15 AM #4
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Susan and ta dum bum.....It is finally here. Have a great and happy day.

Mar 17, 2019 06:17 AM #5
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William Feela
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Well if that works I may have to try that just because!

Mar 17, 2019 07:12 AM #6
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Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089
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OMG that's so funny!  I will have to send this to my tractor loving husband.

Dec 01, 2019 07:44 PM #7
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