No... No... No.... Not Pie Day... not cherry, blueberry, lemon chiffon, chocolate mousse, pumpkin.. no, no, no.
Pi Day... Pi... like in 3.14 (or March 14th)... c'mon folks... let's get it in gear.
Pi... the number... is 3.14xxxxxxxx. and of course today is 3/14 hence Pi Day.
So, in order to honour the day, I'm gonna go out and eat as many different pieces of pie as I can get my mouth around. (And as y'all know, I've got a pretty big mouth, so I think I can do some serious damage). So, stay tuned, and stand back.