Well it's Blooper Day again folks, and some of these comments and advertising blunders were dead on arrival. Maybe these descriptions won't help sell listings, but at least they may provide a chuckle or two. Please enjoy:
Call A Doctor
“Fatal inspection completed.” (May you rest in peace.)
“Balcony is unsaaf” (Well that must have been one helluva drop.)
“Nothing but the sound of wind chimps” (And all this time I've been waiting for pigs to fly...)
“Just give us a shot” (Methinks you’ve already had one too many.)
“Just bring your tootbrush” (Is brushing one's toot now a thing?)
Call an Optometrist
“The wall colors meld in harmony” (That’s called fungus, my friend.)
“Sand, surf, Beached Boys” (Yeesh! Help me Rhonda!)
“Beautiful greenhose” (Uh, I think maybe your bladder is leaking.)
“Bright celery window” (For the neighborhood STALKer?)
“Bedroom can be used as neursery” (With any luck, it can double as a school house.)
Call A Proctologist
“No skid top” (I hope there are no skids in your bottoms either.)
“Near Hole Foods” (Is that a compost pile?)
“Gas turned on but not lit” (That explains the dead canary.)
“New cookies kitchen” (Got milk?)
“No appointments. We can show if you call for time. No open houses. Come on Sunday 2-5. Email first.” (Got cocaine???)
Call Me
“No erections over 6 feet” (In your dreams, pal.)
That's it for this week folks. Remember: Spell well and Sell!
(Now that Inside Sam Lerner has been published, my great challenge is to write a new novel. I have lots of ideas but no motivation!)
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