Always Take Time To Giggle & Smile

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Home Builder with Long Island Cash Home Buyer

 

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

 

When life give you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.

 

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

 

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

 

People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

 

I'm not bossy... I just know what you should be doing....

 

When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years!

 

Does anyone else put things in a safe place and then forget where that safe place is???

 

If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, then my day was not wasted.

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Rainmaker
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Beth and Richard. I have seen the picture before but I certainly enjoyed the quotes as well.

Apr 18, 2019 08:19 AM #1
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Grant Schneider
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Good morning Beth and Richard - I love it!  Thank you for adding humor to my day.

Apr 18, 2019 08:32 AM #2
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
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Beth and Richard,

I had not seen that photo before...And thank you for the fun quotes.  Happy Thursday.  A

Apr 18, 2019 09:03 AM #3
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Michael Jacobs
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Hello Beth and Richard - a laugh and some giggling each day are worthy of an appointment. 

Apr 18, 2019 09:20 AM #4
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Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667, kat@thehousekat.com, Broker, Blackstone Realty Group - brokered by eXp Realty - Kalispell, MT
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Your day has not been wasted. Cute photo and sayings!

Apr 18, 2019 01:13 PM #5
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Marte Cliff
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I love it! Hopefully my friends who aren't members will be able to see it when I forward.

Apr 18, 2019 08:33 PM #6
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Michelle Finnamore
Toronto GTA, Alliston, Newmarket - Vaughan, ON
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Made my day today. Thank you for making me chuckle, I needed it today.

Apr 19, 2019 04:34 AM #7
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Mary Hutchison, SRES, ABR
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Clever!  Goes along wtih my daily attitude of be positive and look on the bright side!

Apr 22, 2019 03:07 PM #8
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Denise LeBreux

Big smile! Thank you 😊

Apr 23, 2019 06:05 AM #9
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