“She Knows a Lot About Nails?”

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“She Knows a Lot About Nails?”

 

 

A blonde, city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. "I came to inseminate the cow," he said.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it's to hang your pants on," she replied.

 

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Kat Palmiotti
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Ha, I had no idea where this was going!

May 15, 2019 03:14 AM #1
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Lise Howe
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Great joke - thanks for starting my day with a chuckle - great visual too!

May 15, 2019 03:58 AM #2
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Oh my goodness, Joe. Never saw that coming. Thanks for the first big laugh of my morning.

May 15, 2019 04:08 AM #3
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Joe. This is very funny. Thank you for the morning chuckle.

May 15, 2019 04:33 AM #4
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Good morning Joe. One hell of a blonde joke and for once the joke is not on her! Enjoy your day!

May 15, 2019 06:21 AM #5
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Good for her. Guess she wasn't as dumb as he thought. There's a visual for you.

May 15, 2019 12:36 PM #6
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She is either dumb or has one hell of a sense of sarcastic humor.

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Morning Joe.

I agree with Joe Pryor, nothing much left to say.  Have a great day sir

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