Just for fun, here is a collection of horrible open lines to use when somebody walks into your open house:
- Do you have money?
- Can I see your preapproval?
- What are you doing?! SHOES OFF!!!!
- Want a beer?
- You're not looking to buy a car anytime soon, right?
- Are you serious or are you just here to waste my time?
- You don't believe in haunted houses do you?
- Sup girl...
- Ignore the clown in the basement.
- Darn, I was just about to leave for lunch.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want to come back in?
- Are you lost?
- (you mean you actually have to talk to people?)
- When do you want to move in?
NOW - what are some GOOD opening lines for open houses? Let us know in the comments below!