Worst opening lines when someone walks into your open house

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Just for fun, here is a collection of horrible open lines to use when somebody walks into your open house:


  • Do you have money?
  • Can I see your preapproval?
  • What are you doing?! SHOES OFF!!!!
  • Want a beer?
  • You're not looking to buy a car anytime soon, right?
  • Are you serious or are you just here to waste my time?
  • You don't believe in haunted houses do you?
  • Sup girl...
  • Ignore the clown in the basement.
  • Darn, I was just about to leave for lunch.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want to come back in?
  • Are you lost?
  • (you mean you actually have to talk to people?)
  • When do you want to move in?


NOW - what are some GOOD opening lines for open houses? Let us know in the comments below!



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Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Some of those lines are funny but others are downright strange! 

I think I like to say "Hello, and welcome"! Then I tell them a little about the home.  

May 06, 2019 10:44 AM #1
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