Worst opening lines when someone walks into your open house

Just for fun, here is a collection of horrible open lines to use when somebody walks into your open house:

• Do you have money?
• Can I see your preapproval?
• What are you doing?! SHOES OFF!!!!
• Want a beer?
• You're not looking to buy a car anytime soon, right?
• Are you serious or are you just here to waste my time?
• You don't believe in haunted houses do you?
• Sup girl...
• Ignore the clown in the basement.
• Darn, I was just about to leave for lunch.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want to come back in?
• Are you lost?
• (you mean you actually have to talk to people?)
• When do you want to move in?

NOW - what are some GOOD opening lines for open houses? Let us know in the comments below!