Welcome back to the Blooper Blog. The week is in full swing, and the MLS is already rife with gaffes. Are agents typing their listing remarks while perched on bar stools at Hooters? Check out these hilarious typos:
Dare I Inquire?
“Do nut park in back” (Sign at L.A.P.D. headquarters.)
“A grate deal” (Are you selling homes or Parmesan?)
“Bestiful jew carpet” (Said the Fiddler on the Roof.)
“Charming porch swinger” (Take my advice, never date a monkey.)
"Call for fat response" (Why pick up a phone when I can just eat more cake?)
Uh, What’s That You Said?
“Big square feets” (Well you know what they say about foot size...)
“Very roomy herse” (Sober up, dude - I think you're in a party limo.)
"Watch the morning sunset" (Is that like watching the water drain in the other direction in Australia?)
“Chew paints & carpets” (Apparently the rug-rats ran out of snacks again.)
"Wiring not up cod" (Welcome to my fish fry.)
I’m Sorry I Asked
“9p008 Spring Valley Rd” (Reason # 1 why you should never “p” in a strange place.)
"Apointment please, but most morning would fine" (That's what my ex always said...)
"No sound from neighbors" (Hence the police tape...)
“Please to ck pubic records” (I don't even want to know where you plugged in that record player.)
(REPOST OF ONE OF MY PAST BLOGS FOR MY AR FRIENDS)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
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