“Magic or Something Else?”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Magic or Something Else?”

 

 

 

 

A Realtor and a loan officer go into a pastry shop.

The Realtor whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.

The Realtor says to the LO: "You see how clever we are? You LOs can never beat that!"

The loan officer says to the Realtor, "Watch this, any LO is a whole lot smarter than that!"

He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which the LO promptly eats.

Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

The LO eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"

The LO says, "Look in the Realtor's pocket!"

 

 

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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA
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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky now, that's a good one.... 

May 22, 2019 04:00 AM #1
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Kat Palmiotti
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Haha. Good trick! 

May 22, 2019 04:03 AM #2
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Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Charlotte, NC
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Oh my goodness... I had no clue where this was going! At least the LO had a chance to taste the goodies.

May 22, 2019 04:11 AM #3
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Raymond E. Camp
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Ontario, NY
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Good morning Joe,

Where oh where could this happen!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

May 22, 2019 05:02 AM #4
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. What can be said except, touche! Good one. Enjoy your day!

May 22, 2019 05:58 AM #5
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That really got him where it hurts. Thanks for the chuckle this afternoon!

May 22, 2019 03:02 PM #6
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Joe Pryor
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Busted. Thanks for sharing an inside joke on our industry. I am going to think of one where the LO loses.

May 26, 2019 07:02 AM #7
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