“Magic or Something Else?”
A Realtor and a loan officer go into a pastry shop.
The Realtor whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.
The Realtor says to the LO: "You see how clever we are? You LOs can never beat that!"
The loan officer says to the Realtor, "Watch this, any LO is a whole lot smarter than that!"
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!" The baker gives him the cookie, which the LO promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick." The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie..." The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The LO eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"
The LO says, "Look in the Realtor's pocket!"