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1. My Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.


2. I need to go on medication, so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.



3. You never appreciate what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.


4. Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't.



5. Do you ever go out, and while you're out, you think, "This is exactly why I don't go out"?


6. It's hard to diet when your favorite exercise is chewing.


7. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."


8. Middle Age: That time in your life when you finally get your head together and then your body starts to fall apart.


9. True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people... together!


10.When I was a kid we didn't have behavioral disorders. They called it "being a brat"... it was a simple as that.

11. I think my iPhone is Broken.... I pressed the Home button and I'm still at Work...


12. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me.... I'll laugh at you.


"A cheerful heart is good medicine." Proverbs 17:22


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Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Geneva Financial, Llc. - Carlsbad, CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Beth and Richard Witt All noteworthy concepts to approach each and every day. Have a fun Monday!

May 13, 2019 08:31 AM #1
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hello Beth and Richard - finding LOL moments are important in life.  For me, those where I can laugh at myself is a great stress relief and release mechanism.  Fortunately I find such moments on a regular basis.  

May 13, 2019 10:50 AM #2
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good evening Beth and Richard Witt -  OMG!  I can't believe that mannequin.  At least it is realistic.

May 13, 2019 03:30 PM #3
Kat Palmiotti
Grand Lux Realty, Monroe NY, 914-419-0270, - Monroe, NY
The House Kat

That mannequin and all the quotes were a great way to start my Tuesday! 

May 14, 2019 03:15 AM #4
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