SZenszitive Soccer Players...
What are a woman's most favorite animals?
A jaguar in the garage.
A mink in the closet.
A tiger in bed.
...And a jackass to pay for it all... (old joke, my mom told me, so I hope it's OK & won't offend anyone)
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I enjoy that completely. You have to be able to laugh at yourself, otherwise life isn't going to be much fun!
Cute! If anyone is offended, I suggest they join OPA.... Offended People Anonymous! Have a great night.
I just love the one with the soccer players!
It is precious!
My first husband was a soccer player. I should send this to him.
Well I have one of the 4- I'm not sure its the one I would pick if I could review it though! lol
LOL Liz ... It's probably not the jaguar in the garage, is it? :)) That was very funny.
I have one of them too, but I'd rather have the jackass at this point LOL (construction/repairs cost a fortune - so I'll take donations). :)
P.S. I don't wear fur LOL
Mirela, thanks again... I think I scared the cat with the laughter this time. :)
Sylvie: You are hilarious! How do you come up with this witty stuff? You, Chris and Gene are just naturals at this. It is so wonderful having you around! Wit is something I've always wanted. I am only witty by accident, and only on occasion.
Sylvie, I love reading your comments! You always put a smile on my face!
Thank you!
Thank you, Mirela. I think I had to make myself laugh through the disappointments, and I had to find humour in everything, in order to have the strength to go on. My wit gets me in trouble all the time. :) Some people just can't take a joke. :)
I had a very rough 2 Fridays (this one and last one). BUT THEY CLOSED. THE CLIENTS ARE HAPPY!!! I bought a bottle of champagne to take to the lawyer's office, to celebrate with the client and the legal staff, but I told the client I may need the bottle to break over the other agent's head, so we would not open it until we knew for sure. Well, lo and behold, we had to drink it. :) the other agent came to his senses, so I didn't have to break the bottle. LOL (It's sad, when the clients are ok, and everything is ok, and an agent decides he has to make waves and make trouble last minute, even though he was wrong ... there should be a naughty corner to send these people to, or a whip :)
LOL Mirela. It's getting harder and harder to punish someone without having them enjoy the punishment. :)
The best punishment for some of these (un)professionals we work with, is just to do a good job, close deals, and keep your head up, with a constant smile on your face ... that will really upset them.
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