Join the club…humor

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Northwest.

Join the club…

 

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

 

Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?

 

I asked. Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

 

She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

 

So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her.  I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.

 

She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 86-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

 

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

 

Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?!  This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

 

"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!"

 

The line went dead.

 

Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.










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James Dray
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Morning Paul.

This is great, got to send it to my kids, they will love it.  Of course, my wife won't think so, but I'm willing to take the chance.

Jun 04, 2019 02:05 AM #1
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Nina Hollander
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This is so good, Paul! Sitting here alone in my office laughing my head off!

Jun 04, 2019 04:30 AM #2
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Hi Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS - So did you make any "jumps" yet? Ha Ha!

Jun 04, 2019 06:04 AM #3
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Hello Paul - Along the lines of the comment by Sheri Sperry - MCNE® - when can we anticipate reading the post of this experience?  

Jun 04, 2019 06:15 AM #4
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That is too funny.  Thanks for the chuckle today!

Jun 04, 2019 08:49 AM #5
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Too bad I cant steal this. It doesn't sound as funny coming from a women's

 point of view. But thanks for the story.

Jun 04, 2019 04:40 PM #6
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Laura Cerrano
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Every angle always gets a little easier with a little bit of humor once in a while, and while there are exceptions, this is true with mostly everything, I find at least.

Jun 06, 2019 11:16 PM #7
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Laura Cerrano
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Julie A. Black It’s just as well. You all have a unique perspectives and entertaining stories if we dig deeply enough, right?

Jun 06, 2019 11:18 PM #8
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Laura Cerrano
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I had to come back to this one and read again,maybe get a little more insight into what you’re saying.

Jun 12, 2019 10:44 PM #9
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Hi Paul:

Ha ha, that made me laugh out loud!! Thanks for brightening my afternoon!! Definitely worth sharing with a few people.

Jeff

Jun 13, 2019 04:05 PM #10
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Hi Paul, I came back. :) I need more humor posts like this! You always have a sense of hope evenin the most intellectual way at times.

Jun 18, 2019 11:18 PM #11
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I’m sure Paul is or could be great at parties telling basic party jokes in a way that makes everybody smile!

Jeff Dowler, CRS

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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS, that was so funny;  loved it!  Sitting here in my Orlando, Fl. office at a little past midnight and  you just came through with 'happy' and 'spirit!' 

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Ha ha! Never knew there was a parachute club, nor a prostitute club! 

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Just checking back in on this one and realizing that you were still works even if you go back to it

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That was simply hilarious!

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