“Who are You Calling DUMB?”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Who are You Calling DUMB?”

 

 

 

 

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

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Barbara Todaro
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good morning, Joe Petrowsky good one.... thanks for chuckle.

Jun 12, 2019 03:06 AM #1
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Kat Palmiotti
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Yep, smart kid indeed! 

Jun 12, 2019 03:14 AM #2
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Abby Stiller
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This is a good one Joe Petrowsky  wow who is the dumbest there . lol 

Jun 12, 2019 04:02 AM #3
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Nina Hollander
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Maybe that kid isn't all that dumb, afterall, Joe! Of course, he just gave away the game!

Jun 12, 2019 05:24 AM #4
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. Sometimes settling for less near term is the key to success long term! Enjoy your day!

Jun 12, 2019 05:49 AM #5
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Joe. I have heard this one before but enjoyed it nonethelesss.

Jun 12, 2019 06:22 AM #6
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Joe Pryor
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I have to say that while I didn't belly laugh from this one I did derive extreme satisfaction from it.

Jun 12, 2019 06:50 AM #7
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Michael Jacobs
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Hello Joe - I'd say this child knew the long term benefits in his "strategy".

Jun 12, 2019 08:31 AM #8
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