“Sounds like Politic to ME!”

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“Sounds like Politic to ME!”

 

 

 

 

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."

Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"

Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit.

 

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Sham Reddy CRS
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Very clever definition of Politics even a kid could understand!!!

While Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit.

Jul 17, 2019 03:54 AM #1
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Barbara Todaro
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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky LOL.... isn't that  one the truth!!

Jul 17, 2019 03:56 AM #2
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James Dray
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Morning Joe.

I'm going to leave this one alone, was not prepared for the ending

Jul 17, 2019 04:31 AM #3
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. Not sure I want to get started commenting on this. Must say government has sold the sole of future generations for current personal gain. And they just complain and waste our money, not govern! Enjoy your day 

Jul 17, 2019 04:56 AM #4
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Carol Williams
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A pretty simple and accurate summary!

Jul 17, 2019 04:57 AM #5
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Jul 17, 2019 05:02 AM #6
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Good morning, Joe... now this is truly fun and clever. And sadly. truly true, as well.

Jul 17, 2019 05:51 AM #7
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Hello Joe - this is one of those occasions when I wish I could better remember and tell a joke. 

Jul 17, 2019 11:08 AM #8
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I knew this was going to be a good one from the very start and i wasn't disappointed.

Jul 19, 2019 05:13 AM #9
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