The golf game …

By
Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Northwest.

The golf game …

Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, RE/MAX Northwest, Harstine Island, Washington's preferred real estate Agent and Broker

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Ken.

So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," John said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.

But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Ken and asked, "Ken, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do," said Ken.

"Did you, um, er, um, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, uh, yes!" Ken replied, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

Ken's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died in an untimely accident but left me everything in her will."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?...

you know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)












Thank you for reading and commenting on my humor blog post! This post was the  idea of Paul Henderson, REALTOR®, ©2008-2019, all rights reserved. All information is deemed reliable however it should be independently verified by the reader.

 

Posted by

 and courtesy of 

Paul S. Henderson, Residential Real Estate Broker 

Tacoma Washington 

Realtor ® BPOR, CRS, GRI, CDPE

RE/MAX Northwest

4801 S 19th Street, Suite 200

Tacoma WA. 98405

 

Paul's Service Area

 

I'm a 12

As a Residential Broker and Relocation Specialist, I sell homes in or around ,Tacoma, Gig Harbor, Lakewood, Steilacoom,  University Place, DuPont and Hartstene Pointe in Washington State.
Please visit my website at Paul Henderson to search for homes and information 

(all information is believed to be accurate but is not guaranteed or warranted in any way)

Referrals are always welcomed and appreciated, Thank-you!

(As a member of the NWMLS, this blog post is intended to comply with NWMLS rules as pertaining to blogging.)

isspfmtysmily

iaa

 

close

This entry hasn't been re-blogged:

Re-Blogged By Re-Blogged At
Topic:
Just for Fun
Tags:
humor 98584

Spam prevention
Show All Comments
Rainmaker
2,946,235
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR
Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results

Morning Paul.

I sure did smile, what a great story.  Have a great week, I know I will

Jun 26, 2019 02:47 AM #1
Rainmaker
1,447,642
Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667 (MT), 914-419-0270 (NY), Broker in NY with Grand Lux Realty and in MT with (coming soon!) - Kalispell, MT
The House Kat

Haha, I did indeed smile. Totally not what I expected.

Jun 26, 2019 04:33 AM #2
Rainmaker
782,478
Norma J. Elkins
Elite Realty Group - Morristown, TN
Realtor - Elkins Home Selling Team

This definitely made me smile!  Thanks for sharing!

Jun 26, 2019 05:53 AM #3
Rainmaker
3,363,142
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

Hello Paul - yes, reading the entire story is important.  Do not assume you know the punchline.

Jun 26, 2019 06:34 AM #4
Ambassador
3,902,208
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Hi Paul- cute and clean!!!! 

Jun 26, 2019 12:37 PM #5
Ambassador
3,355,650
Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods

That was funny Paul. Just the chuckle I needed today!

Jun 26, 2019 01:39 PM #6
Rainmaker
2,772,745
Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

I give this another go and I have to say that it may go out for a little more exciting for me! :)

Jun 27, 2019 11:59 PM #7
Rainmaker
768,550
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Yep,  Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS, I sure did smile and love you for it! 

Jun 28, 2019 01:10 PM #8
Rainmaker
1,236,959
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Hi Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS - It's all about Karma! LOL

Jul 11, 2019 03:49 PM #9
Rainmaker
768,550
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Didn't realize I had read this two weeks ago, however, Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS, I am still smiling.  Have a wonderful Weekend. 

Jul 12, 2019 02:31 PM #10
Rainmaker
2,036,697
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Fort Worth, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

What a great story! And the moral of the story is to one man a lie is just a lie but to the one you lied about he wins!

Jul 13, 2019 02:47 PM #11
Ambassador
4,013,899
Jeff Dowler, CRS
Solutions Real Estate - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Paul

Ha ha, oh my YES did I smile, and the ending was not at all what was expected. Love it! I guess the lesson is that lying does not work in your favor!

Jeff

Jul 13, 2019 08:30 PM #12
Show All Comments

What's the reason you're reporting this blog entry?

Are you sure you want to report this blog entry as spam?

Ambassador
3,112,611

Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS

Tacoma Washington Agent/Broker & Market Authority!
How can I serve your real estate needs today?
*
*
*
*
Spam prevention

Additional Information