Do you ever wonder???

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Northwest.

Do you ever wonder…

 

 

  1. If twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?

 

  1. What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

 

  1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

 

  1. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the s or the c?

 

  1. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.














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  1. Ginger Harper 09/16/2019 01:55 PM
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Kathy Streib
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Oh my gosh these are thought-provoking and funny at the same time!!!!  Does #5 mean I no longer have to clean??

Aug 15, 2019 10:47 AM #1
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Sheila Anderson
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Good afternoon Paul. So I guess we now have at least two pondering men here in the rain.

Aug 15, 2019 11:06 AM #2
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Li Read
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Thanks for the thought-stoppers.

Aug 15, 2019 11:42 AM #3
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Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
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Hi Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS

Very thought-provoking quips, kind of like a Jerry Seinfeld type of monologue!

Aug 15, 2019 07:37 PM #4
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James Dray
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Morning again Paul.

I'll bet Michael Jacobs has thought on this subject before.  Maybe he'll see this one and give you his thoughts

Aug 16, 2019 02:04 AM #5
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Hi Paul - there is no end to things that inspire wonder and wondering.

Aug 16, 2019 03:11 AM #6
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Nina Hollander
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Very clever, Paul. Can't say I've ever wondered about any of these things... but now you've got me thinking!

Aug 16, 2019 04:38 AM #7
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Paul,

You must have too much free time to come up with these zingers. ;-)

Aug 17, 2019 12:21 AM #8
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Oh, we SO need Michael Jacobs to ponder a couple of these!

I never thought about the silent S or C in scent! 

Aug 18, 2019 10:06 PM #9
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Sharon Tara
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Wow...to each and every one of them.

Makes my head spin. LOL

Aug 21, 2019 03:44 PM #10
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Jane Chaulklin-Schott
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Hi Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS , your post had me going to the Internet...
because you stimulated a part of my mind to want to hear more examples.  And
Paul, I was rewarded with more funny 'wonders.'  For instance:  I wonder why it is necessary for a woman to put on her mascara with her mouth open?

Aug 23, 2019 05:31 PM #11
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Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS - Those are five great sentences to contemplate! I was baffled by each one! 

WOW! WOW! WOW! to the first question. As for the rest of the questions, it makes me wish I stayed in touch with one of my College Professors. On the first day of class, he asked, how many of you like to eat meat? Everyone raised their hands. Then he asked, how many of you like to wear animal furlined coats or clothing in winter?  We all raised our hands (We were all from Chicago and it was a brutal winter). Then he asked, How many of you are animal lovers? Again, everyone raised their hands. The next question was a challenge. He said. If all of you eat meat, like to wear furlined clothing in winter, and you love animals, can anyone stand up and tell the class why you're all liars? Nobody stood up.

Our assignment was on Animal Rights and to prove to him, if you think it's okay to kill animals for human consumption, clothing, furniture, medical research, for trophy heads than how can you claim to be an animal lover? It was the hardest assignment I ever had. I realized I was conditioned to eat meat because my mother served it, and I was expected to eat it. When it came right down to it, I didn't have free choice, I was doing the things I did because everyone else did it. 

That's a lesson I never forgot. Now, I'm going to ponder those questions you threw out here and see what I come up with. 

Sep 05, 2019 11:20 AM #12
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Norma J. Elkins
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The last one has got me mind blown lol.  Maybe that's why I hate dusting.  Regardless all of these are great, thanks for sharing!

Sep 06, 2019 05:54 AM #13
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Hi Paul:

Well you have certainly given me some stuff to wonder about. Can't say I have wondered about any of this until your post!

Jeff

Sep 09, 2019 10:23 PM #14
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I try not to think so hard, Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS ... but this was fun!

Gene

Sep 16, 2019 08:48 AM #15
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Brenda J. Andrew
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These are definitely some points to ponder, but I can't say I ever have, except maybe the one about cleaning.  I definitely had to read it though, you have that effect with your topics!  Have a great day!

Sep 16, 2019 11:06 AM #16
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Great post!

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