“Not a Dumb Gorilla”

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“Not a Dumb Gorilla”

 

 

 

 

 

A gorilla walks into a bar in San Francisco at the Western Secondary and, to the amazement of the bartender, orders a martini. When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he is further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill.

The bartender takes the $20 bill, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla $1 change. The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence.

"We don't get too many apes in here at the Westin," he says.

The gorilla replies, "At $19 a drink, I'm not surprised."

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Barbara Todaro
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funny one, Joe..... 

Nov 20, 2019 03:26 AM #1
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Sham Reddy CRS
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One smart gorila!!! I would have the same exact response!!!

Nov 20, 2019 04:17 AM #2
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. San Francisco pricing supports so much, not surprised. Guess one is enough and no tip!

Nov 20, 2019 05:10 AM #3
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Joe. Cute but having seen the gorilla or two, actually many up close, I only remember their beauty.

Nov 20, 2019 05:15 AM #4
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Raymond E. Camp
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Good morning Joe,

Another who will join the exodus out of California!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Nov 20, 2019 05:25 AM #5
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Nina Hollander
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Nothing like a smart gorilla, Joe. No grass growing under this one's feet. Of course, these days there are lots of places where a martini will cost you $20.

Nov 20, 2019 06:03 AM #6
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Grant Schneider
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Good morning Joe Petrowsky - hmm, very funny one.  Can't judge an ape by his appearance.

Nov 22, 2019 03:52 AM #7
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That's funny and I had an inkling what the punchline would be.

Nov 30, 2019 11:54 AM #8
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