A Little Friday Humor

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Ward County Notary Services
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I volunteered to take the role of Jester for next weeks Toastmasters meeting so I'm using this post to test out a few jokes on you.

 

Some jokes make you think and some are mindless. I’m going to start you out with one I had to explain to my wife.

 

Was your friend shocked over his mother-in-laws death?

Shocked! He was electrocuted

 

Here are a couple of mindless ones.

Was daddy a bashful man, Mommy?

Well if he wasn’t you would be 6 years older.

 

Women are the salt of the earth, that’s why they drive men to drink.

 

Good advice when going to see the dentist or anesthesiologist.

While reclined in the dentists chair a patient got his billfold out. You don’t have to pay me now said the dentist. Pay you! I’m counting my money before you put me under!

 

This joke was made for our club and our debate about lecterns and podiums.

My uncle made a speech from a platform and the platform gave way underneath him.

Oh my gosh! Did he get hurt?

No. Luckily the rope around his neck broke the fall.

 

Here is one for the season.

A smart girl is one who knows she can get more from Santa if she leaves her legs in the stockings.

 The Adams Family

I'm grateful for humor. Often an attitude for gratitude begins with humor. Whether an old joke like the ones above bring us out of the doldrums or a comedy like the The Adams Family play (pictured above with my daughter as one of the stars) humor can get us on the fast track to gratitude and praise.

Another thank you to Debe Maxwell, CRS and this months challenge to post a NOVEMBER 2019 THANKSGIVING GRATITUDE CHALLENGE.

 

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Carol Williams
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Laughter is truly the best medicine, Bob.  I like the dentist joke best.

Nov 22, 2019 08:35 AM #9
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Nina Hollander
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Nothing breaks the ice or starts of a day better than a good laugh, Bob. It's great "medicine."

Nov 22, 2019 09:46 AM #10
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Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543
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I appreciate the humour, and the dentist one had me roaring. Good luck in your role as jester.

Nov 22, 2019 10:20 AM #11
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Grant Schneider
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Good afternoon Bob "RealMan" Timm - we need more humor in our lives.  Thanks for sharing these. 

Nov 22, 2019 10:35 AM #12
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Will Hamm
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Hello Bob "RealMan" Timm, Good thing for a snowy friday here in Denver and I need some cheering up. 

Nov 22, 2019 11:01 AM #13
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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Carol Williams that one made me wonder what happened when I was out for my surgery as well.

Nov 22, 2019 01:43 PM #14
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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It is Nina Hollander and after this week I'm ready to read a little more medicine.

Nov 22, 2019 01:44 PM #15
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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Thanks Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543 it seems the dentest one is number 1 here in the Rain.

Nov 22, 2019 01:45 PM #16
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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You are welcome Grant Schneider , thanks for reading them.

Nov 22, 2019 01:46 PM #17
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Glad to help Will Hamm . We have a great day going here right now but I think what ever you are having we will get tomorrow.

Nov 22, 2019 01:47 PM #18
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Good afternoon Bob "RealMan" Timm ,

Loved your post..the role of the court jester is important. We can all use a little more humor in our lives..loved the one about the dentist!

Nov 22, 2019 02:30 PM #19
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I only tell one joke.  Why is 6 afraid of 7?  Well, because 7, 8, 9!  

I doubt I will ever make court jester.  You will be great with those jokes.  I like the platform joke the best.  Lucky he had the rope to break his fall!

Nov 22, 2019 02:52 PM #20
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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That seems to be the pick of the day Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR . Thanks for visiting my post.

Nov 22, 2019 04:25 PM #21
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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Thanks for the vote of confidence Raymond Henson that's my favorite as well.

Nov 22, 2019 04:26 PM #22
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Hi Bob,  Thanks for sharing these jokes - wishing you a successful venture as Jester.  The jokes are very good - I appreciated the dentist one and the platform one the most.

Nov 22, 2019 07:45 PM #23
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Morning Bob.

All I can say is better you than me.  Good luck, may you be blessed with many laughs.

Nov 23, 2019 12:45 AM #24
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Bob "RealMan" Timm 

Congratulations to the new "jester." Have you tried a few real estate jokes to tie in what you do?  

Ask the Realtor® if we can list the litter box as the 3rd bedroom?

Nov 24, 2019 12:08 PM #25
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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You are welcome Bob Crane and thank you for letting me know your favorites. Before Tuesday (when I deliver them) I'm going to put them in order of the least votes to most so I get the most laughs at the end.

Nov 24, 2019 02:12 PM #26
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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Thank you James Dray . It's all part of learning how to speak well in front of a group. I think I'm getting the hang of it.

Nov 24, 2019 02:13 PM #27
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
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I have not Margaret Rome, Baltimore Maryland but that is a GREAT idea.

Nov 24, 2019 02:14 PM #28
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