Today Joshua Holmes is trying to work on his orals for his doctorate. Jesse Holmes is trying to help him a bit. I hover pathetically and really cannot help. Jesse Holmes found this poem that Jonathan Holmes wrote as a child. I Debbie Holmes represent this poem. So for a laugh and a bit of fun at my expense I will share it with my Active rain friends. By the way Jonathan Holmes now has a doctorate in applied math.
The Annoying Parent
by Jonny Holmes
I have an annoying mom,
She always screams at me, saying,
“GET YOUR WORK DONE, Jon!”
and disrupting my concentrating.
She believes yelling will speed my work,
She will never stop ranting and raving,
But what she does not realize, is the simple fact,
That it disrupts my concentrating.
When she asks me to write a poem,
She will not leave my room at any time,
and it is most disturbing,
For then I cannot make up a rhyme,
Because she disrupts my concentrating.
When mom ends her ongoing scream,
That is the day the world will come to its ending,
In a giant explosion of purple ice cream,
Which would disrupt my concentrating.
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