#10. You enjoy calling agent after agent playing the old "Let's Swap Names" game.
#9. You think I'm going to bite.
#8. You just came from one of those "Real Estate Financial Seminars" and the guru
told you that you needed to listen to all his tapes before you called anybody.
#7. You were going to, but you forgot.
#6. You own a gas station so you can afford to pump tank after tank of unleaded in
your car, running around looking at houses that don't interest you.
#5. Your first aunt's second cousin's sister Marlene has a Real Estate license.
#4. Someone lied to you and told you I would charge you a commission.
#3. You want to pay too much for a house.
#2. Your dog ate your cell phone
#1. You didn't know I would be excited to give you all the information you want
(including the addresses) of all the properties you might be interested in.
No kidding, give me a call.
I'll give you all the information you need on any property listed in the area.
FREE. NO HASSLES. NO KIDDING.