“The Wife Made a Very Good Investment”

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“The Wife Made a Very Good Investment”

 

 

 

 

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $5 to $10 million...and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "That's awesome! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

 

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Barbara Todaro
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OMG..... good one.... who would expect that punch line....

Dec 18, 2019 03:10 AM #1
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That's good enough for a morning chuckle! Thanks Kathy for the laughs!!!

Dec 18, 2019 04:05 AM #2
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. A picture or a painting? Each can be worth a small fortune. Nice one Joe! Enjoy your day. 

Dec 18, 2019 04:21 AM #3
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LOL loved it.

Dec 18, 2019 04:51 AM #4
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Oh my goodness, Joe This is totally hysterical... thanks for a really good laugh this morning.

Dec 18, 2019 05:15 AM #5
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Good morning Joe. While this is sexist, it is also very funny. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Dec 18, 2019 06:15 AM #6
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Good morning Joe Petrowsky - oh wow.  I did not expect to see that one coming.

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I should have seen that one coming but I am glad I didn't. It made it funnier.

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Wow, that was pretty funny! Have a great weekend!

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