An old man calls his son and says (humor)...

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Real Estate Agent with Fathom Realty Washington LLC

 

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they're getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You're not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?" She hangs up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

 

 



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Bob Crane
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Hi Paul, Thanks for the laugh.  Very ingenuitive way to get your kids home for Christmas.  Hmmm...

Dec 20, 2019 08:55 PM #1
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I always love this punchline...Okay, they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

Dec 20, 2019 11:55 PM #2
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Hello Paul - always funny and quite appropriate for the holidays.   Of course, those last minute air fares....

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Haha, now that's a crafty couple.

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Good morning again Paul. I guess I may have heard this before because I guessed at the result. :)

Dec 21, 2019 05:23 AM #5
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That is a hilarious and timely bit of humor, Paul.  I can see that working.

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Hahahahaha. This is a funny one and perfect for this time  of year. 

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Hi Paul- I absolutely love this one!!!! I can see Tim Allen (Last Man Standing) doing this. 

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Hi Paul... that may just be the funniest thing I've heard in days! 

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Sounds like something Steve Martin would say!

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Ha ha, Paul. That's pretty funny, and quite an inventive strategy...perhaps a bit desparate. LOL

Jeff

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