There's a reason that many people publish "top five reason" posts, here in the rain. Here are five of them.
The feature faeries really seem to like them. So, often, you'll find that those top five lists will end up featured. Wait for it, wait for it... any minute now. Well, we'll come back to that.
The feature faeries don't know how to spell fairy. The feature faeries didn't get really far in their edumacation, partly because they were always shooting dice behind the barn. And then they'd put on a play to raise some money.... oh, wait. That was Mickey Rooney.
The feature faeries have a very short attention span. So if you try a list of "top ten reasons", they'll lose interest and very quickly move on to something entirely different. Wait.... what were we talking about?
And so does Candice Donofrio. Heh, heh. It's funny, 'cause it's true. Candice has a short attention span, but she's got great hair. And sometimes, when it get curled up into balls, she smokes it.
It's hard to think of five things. No really, it's hard to think of five things... Can you imagine trying to come out with ten? I'm out. The struggle is real. Am I featured, yet?
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