My COVID-19 Quarantine Diary April, 2020
I love jokes but, can't remember the last time I shared one here. However, in light of the crazy world we are living in today, I just had to share this one. I hope you enjoy!
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! I have enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00PM - Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. Funny that it came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out - OH BOY! I’m So excited, I still can’t decide what to wear!
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen." You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have NO clue how this place is still in business!
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going bar-hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I no understand why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. In fact, I may have just barked at a squirrel!
Day 13 – Fun fact: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over worms. The Cardinals are ahead of the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
I hope this made you smile today - mission accomplished! Happy Wednesday...
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