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If You're Not Too Busy Take Some Time To Giggle & Smile

Reblogger Marte Cliff
Services for Real Estate Pros with Marte Cliff Copywriting

My thanks to Beth and Richard Witt for sharing some good fun...

Original content by Beth and Richard Witt


Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

Go to Heaven for the climate. Go to Hell for the company.

When your friends start telling you how young you look it's a sure sign you are getting old.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

You are not fat, you are just.... easier to see.

One day you will be able to tell your grandkids, "I survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020."

 

 


Beth and Richard Witt

 

 

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Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

Great share.  Made me remember once when a client said "we aren't going to lose Tammy in the woods, she's too big" I really wanted to squash that little old man.  

Apr 17, 2020 09:50 PM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Great selection for a reblog, Marte. However, for me... my grandchildren are all grown and living through the toilet paper shortage... maybe I'll live long enough to tell that story to my great-grandchildren! :)

Apr 18, 2020 05:33 AM
Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543
Realty ONE Group Advocates 484-237-2055 - Downingtown, PA
Selling the Main Line & Chester County

Missed these ones and thery had my giggling like his puns from earlier in the week.

Apr 18, 2020 07:06 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Thanks for the chuckles, Marte. As Jimmy Buffet says, " If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane." 

Apr 18, 2020 07:27 AM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Tammy Lankford, That man deserved a good squashing!

Nina Hollander I'm with you there. My granddaughter isn't exactly grown, but at 16 she's well aware of the shortage - and of studying from home.

Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543 I missed the puns - will have to go look.

 

Apr 18, 2020 07:30 AM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD I don't know if we'd go insane, but we'd surely be unpleasant people!

Apr 18, 2020 07:31 AM
Debb Janes

Yep. 

Apr 18, 2020 07:33 AM
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