If You're Not Too Busy Take Some Time To Giggle & Smile

Reblogger Marte Cliff
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My thanks to Beth and Richard Witt for sharing some good fun...

Original content by Beth and Richard Witt


Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

Go to Heaven for the climate. Go to Hell for the company.

When your friends start telling you how young you look it's a sure sign you are getting old.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

You are not fat, you are just.... easier to see.

One day you will be able to tell your grandkids, "I survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020."

 

 

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Tammy Lankford,
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Great share.  Made me remember once when a client said "we aren't going to lose Tammy in the woods, she's too big" I really wanted to squash that little old man.  

Apr 17, 2020 09:50 PM #1
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Nina Hollander
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Great selection for a reblog, Marte. However, for me... my grandchildren are all grown and living through the toilet paper shortage... maybe I'll live long enough to tell that story to my great-grandchildren! :)

Apr 18, 2020 05:33 AM #2
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Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543
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Missed these ones and thery had my giggling like his puns from earlier in the week.

Apr 18, 2020 07:06 AM #3
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Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
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Thanks for the chuckles, Marte. As Jimmy Buffet says, " If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane." 

Apr 18, 2020 07:27 AM #4
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Marte Cliff
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Tammy Lankford, That man deserved a good squashing!

Nina Hollander I'm with you there. My granddaughter isn't exactly grown, but at 16 she's well aware of the shortage - and of studying from home.

Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543 I missed the puns - will have to go look.

 

Apr 18, 2020 07:30 AM #5
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Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD I don't know if we'd go insane, but we'd surely be unpleasant people!

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