“Shelter in Place”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Shelter in Place”

 

 

During this "shelter in place" I went to Walmart to buy a bag of food for my dog.

Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.

I thought to myself, "Really?" If you know me you know my sarcasm.

So on impulse I told her no, that I didn't have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).

Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.

I answered, "Of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the butt of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck."

I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!

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Rainmaker
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Retired - Franklin, MA
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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky that image might stay with me for awhile....UNFORTUNATELY...

May 06, 2020 03:07 AM #1
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
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Good morning Joe. A cute one for most, something to ponder for many! Enjoy your day!

May 06, 2020 03:45 AM #2
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Sham Reddy CRS
H E R Realty, Dayton, OH - Dayton, OH
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Thanks for the Wednesday morning chuckle!!!

I am still laughing.  Its about the man who was on dog diet. When friends asked how was it going.  He said everything is fine but everytime he goes to pee he had impulsve to raise his leg!!!

May 06, 2020 03:55 AM #3
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Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
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But you didn’t lift your leg and pee on her shopping cart , did you ?????????????

May 06, 2020 03:59 AM #4
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Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Perfect I'll try this the next time when I am buyibg dog food. Right up my alley.

May 06, 2020 05:02 AM #5
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Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
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Oh too funny, Joe. Maybe I need to stop ordering our dog's food on-line. Obviously, I'm missing out on a lot of fun.

May 06, 2020 05:17 AM #6
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Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

this is funny!  I told my husband this joke though and he didn't laugh - it must have been my delivery

May 06, 2020 06:25 AM #7
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Gwen Fowler-864-916-2019 SC Mountains Lakes Homes
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Very funny! Thank you for the laughter this morning. 

May 06, 2020 06:36 AM #8
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Grant Schneider
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Good morning Joe Petrowsky - really!  I suppose you can't make this suff up.

May 08, 2020 09:44 AM #9
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