I believe these are from Steven Wright -
If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere and a hemorrhoid when its inside your butt?
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