Nerdin Gardens: Speaking Fluent Gardenese

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Nerdin Gardens: Speaking Fluent Gardenese

 

As we begin to see the fruits (and vegetables) of our labor of love, this past post comes to mind. I giggle like a little girl when reading it and anyone who knows me, understands the enjoyment of playing with words.

 

 

So, here it is the redux for your reading pleasure!

 

Nerdin Gardens Humor: A turnip ahead.

  

The Gourd-en Jester showed up today at Nerdin Gardens and we all had a nice thyme. The cucumber said, “I’m kind of a big dill.”

 

A plumber arrived because I found a leek, he didn’t carrot all and left because he had to pea. No one got steamed.

 

Rosemary creeped in and the grapes hung out singing Morning Glory. Arti-choked on a joke and herb wet his plants!

 

I said turnip up the beet, as I danced on my to-ma-toes, careful not to squash the seedlings. I’ve never bean around such funji dirt worshippers.

 

Can I get a kale yeah?!

 

The corn did not tell secrets because of too many ears. And before the Jester left, he asked for directions and before he took leave, I told him there was a turnip ahead and he said, “Lettuce romaine friends forever.”

 

~ Wanda Kubat-Nerdin  c-18

 

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  1. Barbara Todaro 05/19/2020 05:46 AM
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Michael J. Perry
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 Now that’s a real talkative Garden you’ve got there !  I notice the weeds weren’t smokin 

May 19, 2020 05:59 AM #3
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Good morning Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can! ,

OMG this is way too cute. You certainly have this fluent gardenese down in your house! Loved reading it.

May 19, 2020 06:03 AM #4
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I am so glad that the garden is beginning to take shape - it is like having an extra room to spend time in

May 19, 2020 06:11 AM #5
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We weed 'em and reap Wayne Martin, glad you enjoyed the post! I picked quite a few juicy strawberries yesterday and will enjoy them as a snack for the rest of the week.

May 19, 2020 06:12 AM #6
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When in the back yard garden Barbara Todaro, inspration is all around me, besides gardening is cheaper than therapy! Happy that you appreciated this post the second time around.

May 19, 2020 06:22 AM #7
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That is illegal here Michael J. Perry! LOL

May 19, 2020 06:23 AM #8
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 Thank you for starting my day off with a few laughs and yes, you may....Kale yeah! ! !

May 19, 2020 06:25 AM #9
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Some days, when I feel like a few short plants of a full flat, out to Nerdin Gardens I go Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR and immediately feel better!

May 19, 2020 06:25 AM #10
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I wish more people would give peas a chance Lise Howe! We do enjoy time spent together in our special place. 

May 19, 2020 06:28 AM #11
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Planting a garden means having something to do tomorrow...seed...weed...feed! Thanks for the cheer Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI!

May 19, 2020 06:32 AM #12
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Fun post, Wanda! you have me smiling. 

May 19, 2020 07:37 AM #13
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Hello Wanda,  You got a great sense of humor to share with us here in the Rain.  Thank You!

 

May 19, 2020 11:37 AM #14
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Yay Lottie Kendall, you smiling makes me smile too! 

May 19, 2020 06:53 PM #15
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Speaking Gardenese is FUN Will Hamm, everyone can learn it and grow from it! 

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Hi Wanda, Thanks for sharing gardense - though I had a difficult time weeding through all of that.

May 19, 2020 07:09 PM #17
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Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can! - I absolutely speak gardense and loved this post! You are so creative and I enjoyed the Nerdin Garden's Humor you shared very, very much! We need humor today, more than ever! 

Why isn't this one featured?

Why isn't this one featured?

Why isn't this featured by the FEATURE FAIRIES on AR???

May 20, 2020 04:12 PM #18
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P.S. Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can! - Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! PLEASE! Keep spreading the seeds of humor!!!! We need to be in the company of people like you, who make us laugh and make us think.

Thank you!!! 

May 20, 2020 04:16 PM #19
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Put on your gloves next time and weed one row at a time like I do Bob Crane! LOL 

May 20, 2020 05:41 PM #20
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Thank you so much Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP, I love your enthusiasm! Nature grabs ahold sometimes and this is the result. I do miss our Gbabies right now...it is strawberry picking time in Nerdin Gardens and they have both moved away...

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Hi Wanda- how cute was this!!!!!

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