Some Were Funny; Others Cute; And All Were True!

Reblogger Bob Crane
Real Estate Agent with Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, Keller Williams Fox Cities #1 in Forest Land Mgmt
Original content by Barbara Todaro 104763

One of my friends from High School days just emailed this to me for a few laughs.... had to share it here.... funny stuff from class of 1964!!

— All these people are worrying about a baby boom in the next nine months. Two days of homeschooling should nip that right in the bud!

 

— If you thought toilet paper buying was crazy, just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment at the same time.

 

— The Department of Health is looking to hire couples married seven years or more to educate people on social distancing.

 

— Quarantine Day 37. I’ve started taking calls from telemarketers.

Some of them are actually quite nice. Jamar from Superior Life Insurance has a new baby.

 

— So we don’t go to restaurants, kids aren’t signed up for anything, and we just stayed home for Spring Break? Sounds like my childhood!

 

— My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called, “Why Are You Doing It That Way?” There are no winners.

 

— When we come out of this and I ask you where you want to eat,

I do NOT want to hear, “I don’t know” YOU HAD 45 DAYS!

 

— Just bought six pounds of cheese. Won’t need toilet paper now.

 

— My car probably thinks I died.

 

— It’s been a blessing being home with the wife for 7 weeks now. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong for 15 years

 

— I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.

 

— If your parents are over 60 and want to go out… FORBID THEM! If they complain and say,

“But everyone else is doing it,” tell them, “You’re not everyone. ” IT’S PAYBACK TIME!

 

— Please stay home! If you die, your wife will sell your Harley at the price you told her you paid for it!

 

— If you believe that the Oilers will be playing hockey in two weeks, raise your right hand. Now slap yourself with it.

 

— Due to my isolation, I finished three books yesterday. And believe me, that’s a lot of coloring!

 

— Anyone else getting a tan from the light in your refrigerator?

 

 

 

       

Barbara Todaro

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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
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Nice RE-blog Bob! Thank you for sharing...

Happy Monday Bob Crane 

May 18, 2020 06:54 PM #1
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Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor e-Pro, CRS, RCS-D, Vets
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Funny stuff. Thanks for sharing 😂

May 18, 2020 07:26 PM #2
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James Dray
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Morning Bob.

A lot of those had me smiling, some like you and Barbara indicated, are true

May 19, 2020 01:26 AM #3
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Grant Schneider
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Good afternoon Bob Crane - I really loved these and they are true.  Thanks for re sharing.

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Bob, I have received many emails with jokes about this pandemic. Some of these I haven't read.

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Thank you very much, Bob, for sharing this excellent reblog selection.

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These are fun. One thing coming out of all this is the amount of humor being passed around.

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