Nerdin Gardens: Speaking Fluent Gardenese

Reblogger Barbara Todaro
Services for Real Estate Pros with RE/MAX Executive Realty 104763

Wanda provides a very clever play on words with her mastery of Gardenese.... she does speak it fluently.

Original content by Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can! UT DRE# 6541633-SA00

Nerdin Gardens: Speaking Fluent Gardenese


As we begin to see the fruits (and vegetables) of our labor of love, this past post comes to mind. I giggle like a little girl when reading it and anyone who knows me, understands the enjoyment of playing with words.



So, here it is the redux for your reading pleasure!


Nerdin Gardens Humor: A turnip ahead.


The Gourd-en Jester showed up today at Nerdin Gardens and we all had a nice thyme. The cucumber said, “I’m kind of a big dill.”


A plumber arrived because I found a leek, he didn’t carrot all and left because he had to pea. No one got steamed.


Rosemary creeped in and the grapes hung out singing Morning Glory. Arti-choked on a joke and herb wet his plants!


I said turnip up the beet, as I danced on my to-ma-toes, careful not to squash the seedlings. I’ve never bean around such funji dirt worshippers.


Can I get a kale yeah?!


The corn did not tell secrets because of too many ears. And before the Jester left, he asked for directions and before he took leave, I told him there was a turnip ahead and he said, “Lettuce romaine friends forever.”


~ Wanda Kubat-Nerdin  c-18




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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Barbara. Black thumb Martin here. Have read this post this morning and still have a smile on my face. Enjoy your day!

May 19, 2020 05:49 AM #1
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

OK - this one made me chuckle - thanks for the great way to start my morning

May 19, 2020 06:10 AM #2
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good morning Barbara Todaro - oh I really love Wanda's play on words here.

May 19, 2020 06:10 AM #3
Raymond Henson, SRES, GRI
eXp Realty of California, Inc. (lic. #01878277) - Elk Grove, CA

Thank you for starting my day out with a few laughs.  "Lettuce Romaine friends forever."

May 19, 2020 06:23 AM #4
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate - St. George, UT
So Utah Residential, Referral & Relocation REALTOR

THANK YOU so MUCH Barbara Todaro for the re-blog. Nice to see people smiling over this post, we definitely need more of that!

May 19, 2020 11:51 AM #5
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR
Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results

Morning Barbara.

Love the play on words, thanks for sharing

May 20, 2020 12:47 AM #6
Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

Thank you very much, Barbara, for sharing this reblog selection.

Have a great day!

May 20, 2020 04:27 AM #7
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA
Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team

thanks, everyone, for your nice comments.... Wanda does a fabulous job ...

May 20, 2020 05:05 AM #8
Rose King
David Tracy Real Estate - Friendswood, TX
Friendswood / Pearland / Houston Bay Area

Ha, Ha, I love it! This is a perfect post for spring when the veggie gardens are beginning to grow. We haven't had a garden for a couple of years. I miss having one!

May 23, 2020 03:03 PM #9
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