Hi Everyone! Barbara Todaro is so special and one of my favorites here in ACTIVERAIN. This particular post was for me -'the right medicine and at the right time.' It is truly funny and I am hoping if anyone missed Barbara's post, that there is a '2nd Chance' not to miss the laughs. Have a great day and safe weekend. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~Jane
One of my friends from High School days just emailed this to me for a few laughs.... had to share it here.... funny stuff from class of 1964!!
— All these people are worrying about a baby boom in the next nine months. Two days of homeschooling should nip that right in the bud!
— If you thought toilet paper buying was crazy, just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment at the same time.
— The Department of Health is looking to hire couples married seven years or more to educate people on social distancing.
— Quarantine Day 37. I’ve started taking calls from telemarketers.
Some of them are actually quite nice. Jamar from Superior Life Insurance has a new baby.
— So we don’t go to restaurants, kids aren’t signed up for anything, and we just stayed home for Spring Break? Sounds like my childhood!
— My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called, “Why Are You Doing It That Way?” There are no winners.
— When we come out of this and I ask you where you want to eat,
I do NOT want to hear, “I don’t know” YOU HAD 45 DAYS!
— Just bought six pounds of cheese. Won’t need toilet paper now.
— My car probably thinks I died.
— It’s been a blessing being home with the wife for 7 weeks now. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong for 15 years
— I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
— If your parents are over 60 and want to go out… FORBID THEM! If they complain and say,
“But everyone else is doing it,” tell them, “You’re not everyone. ” IT’S PAYBACK TIME!
— Please stay home! If you die, your wife will sell your Harley at the price you told her you paid for it!
— If you believe that the Oilers will be playing hockey in two weeks, raise your right hand. Now slap yourself with it.
— Due to my isolation, I finished three books yesterday. And believe me, that’s a lot of coloring!
— Anyone else getting a tan from the light in your refrigerator?
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