Some Were Funny; Others Cute; And All Were True!

Reblogger Jane Chaulklin-Schott
Real Estate Agent with TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766

Hi Everyone!  Barbara Todaro is so special and one of my favorites here in ACTIVERAIN.  This particular post was for me -'the right medicine and at the right time.'  It is truly funny and I am hoping if anyone missed Barbara's post, that there is a '2nd Chance' not to miss the laughs.  Have a great day and safe weekend.                                                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                  ~Jane                         

Original content by Barbara Todaro 104763

One of my friends from High School days just emailed this to me for a few laughs.... had to share it here.... funny stuff from class of 1964!!

— All these people are worrying about a baby boom in the next nine months. Two days of homeschooling should nip that right in the bud!

 

— If you thought toilet paper buying was crazy, just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment at the same time.

 

— The Department of Health is looking to hire couples married seven years or more to educate people on social distancing.

 

— Quarantine Day 37. I’ve started taking calls from telemarketers.

Some of them are actually quite nice. Jamar from Superior Life Insurance has a new baby.

 

— So we don’t go to restaurants, kids aren’t signed up for anything, and we just stayed home for Spring Break? Sounds like my childhood!

 

— My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine. It’s called, “Why Are You Doing It That Way?” There are no winners.

 

— When we come out of this and I ask you where you want to eat,

I do NOT want to hear, “I don’t know” YOU HAD 45 DAYS!

 

— Just bought six pounds of cheese. Won’t need toilet paper now.

 

— My car probably thinks I died.

 

— It’s been a blessing being home with the wife for 7 weeks now. We’ve caught up on everything I’ve done wrong for 15 years

 

— I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.

 

— If your parents are over 60 and want to go out… FORBID THEM! If they complain and say,

“But everyone else is doing it,” tell them, “You’re not everyone. ” IT’S PAYBACK TIME!

 

— Please stay home! If you die, your wife will sell your Harley at the price you told her you paid for it!

 

— If you believe that the Oilers will be playing hockey in two weeks, raise your right hand. Now slap yourself with it.

 

— Due to my isolation, I finished three books yesterday. And believe me, that’s a lot of coloring!

 

— Anyone else getting a tan from the light in your refrigerator?

 

 

 

       

Barbara Todaro

Marketing Agent for The Todaro Team

308 W. Central St...suite E

Franklin, MA 02038

508-918-9148

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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
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Happy Saturday Jane and Barbara is one of the top people here in the rain to see her blogs daily.  Have a great Holiday!

 

May 23, 2020 08:17 AM #1
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Jerrill Ewing
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all pretty funny.  My favorite was where do you want to eat?  It's still gonna happen.

May 23, 2020 09:20 AM #2
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Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Hi  Will Hamm.   I just thought this post was so cute.  I particularly liked the ones between husband and wife relationships: 
   (Hire married couples of seven years or more - supposedly experts
    at Social Distancing},
  (Husband/Wife Game-- NO WINNERS:
   WHY ARE YOU DOING IT THAT WAY?}
  (WARNING Husband to Wife:  
   Better NOT tell me you do not know...You had 45 Days....)
  (7 WEEKS HOME WITH WIFE:
   "We've caught up on everything I've done wrong for 15 years.}

Will,  the above are great reasons to think long and hard when thinking
of marriage...  Haha )

 

Something to be said for the single life... :)

 

May 23, 2020 02:01 PM #3
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Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Hi Jerrill Ewing, I have always had a difficult time naming a place to eat.  Perhaps I will need a few more than 45 days to give an answer.  Have a beautiful weekend, Jerrill. 

May 23, 2020 02:09 PM #4
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Debb Janes EcoBroker and Bernie Stea JD
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Aw.  I missed this post of Barbara Todaro ‘s. Love, love, love the humor. Thanks for sharing.  I’ve got limited internet access right now. I might have missed it. 

May 23, 2020 02:44 PM #5
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James Dray
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Morning Jane.

Yes ma'am I saw this one.  BTW, my wife is still telling me all the things I've done wrong, in our 52 years

May 24, 2020 02:09 AM #6
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Brian England
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Those are funny!  Somehow I missed this post and I am ashamed, I try to never miss a Barbara Todaro post.

May 24, 2020 07:44 AM #7
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