“Couldn’t Say it Better Myself”

Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Couldn’t Say it Better Myself”





The CEO of a lender is called up for a CFPB exam. He's really flustered and goes to his compliance VP for advice.

"Make sure you dress up like a guy who is on the edge of losing money. It will convince the regulator that you are not hiding anything."

Not satisfied, he goes to his lawyer. He is told: "Dress in your best suit. If you look like a confident businessman, the CFPB won't give you too much trouble."

Unable to make head or tails of this, the CEO goes to his Rabbi. The Rabbi says: "You remind me of a young woman who came to me for advice. She was worried about what to wear for her wedding night. She aunt told her to dress plainly so her husband would think she was pure and innocent. Her mom told her to wear something revealing so he would be excited to be with her."

The CEO is upset. "What does this have to do with me?"

The Rabbi replies: "Sam, the advice I give you is the same thing I gave her: It doesn't matter what you wear, you're still going to get shtupped."

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Comments (4)

Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Joe. This one sums it up so well. Thanks for sharing. Enjoy your day!

Jul 08, 2020 05:06 AM
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Realty - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

LOL! Love this one, Joe. Of course, I don't know what a CFPB is, but I can guess. The story is spot on!

Jul 08, 2020 05:52 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Joe - not sure what the CFPB is either but sounds like the end result is correct.

Jul 08, 2020 08:51 AM
Greg Large
ERA Real Solutions - Grove City, OH
A Tradition of Trust

really enjoyed this Joe Petrowsky, thanks for sharing and hope you are able to post again real soon.

Jul 16, 2020 03:51 PM